You've been warned - the intestine shuts down after 8.00 pm

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  • watchhillgirl
    watchhillgirl Posts: 597 Member
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    You can counter this and eat what you want after 8pm as long as you have a sacred Unicorn horn in a 18k gold box.

    This one had me laughing out loud......very loud! Thanks I needed that!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    my intestine is on strike so I am all good..
  • watchhillgirl
    watchhillgirl Posts: 597 Member
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    My intestines seem to work quite well all of the time, except when I go on a trip. Then they don't seem to work at any time. Must be the little men in charge of turning them off and on go on vacation too!

    Me too! A weekend out of town means I might not poop for days. Must be that I forget to pack the Intestine Toll Booth Operators.

    Now you have me really laughing!! This whole topic is so funny!!!
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,285 Member
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    Wasnt as amusing as you guys made it seem. Maybe watch the red carpet instead for amusement? Amanda Seyfried looks absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!!!
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/health-expert-warns-any-food-eaten-after-8pm-is-poison/

    OP knows its BS (laughing smileys) but this is exactly why people really need to do some diligence on what they read.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    I just don't eat after 8pm and that works!

    I don't eat my poop and that works too!
  • pspetralia
    pspetralia Posts: 963 Member
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    My intestines seem to work quite well all of the time, except when I go on a trip. Then they don't seem to work at any time. Must be the little men in charge of turning them off and on go on vacation too!

    Me too! A weekend out of town means I might not poop for days. Must be that I forget to pack the Intestine Toll Booth Operators.

    This made me giggle out loud!! :laugh:
  • vlnalto
    vlnalto Posts: 64 Member
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    Will we turn into Gremlins? :laugh:

    You are my hero. :flowerforyou:
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
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    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how religious dogma is created. Bacon cheeseburgers are sinful? In some circles, yes, they lead to damnation. :laugh:
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    thank goodness my intestines can't read or tell time.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    Now it all makes sense. the intestines are shift workers. Got it.

    shift workers or *kitten* workers????
  • Pimpmonkey
    Pimpmonkey Posts: 566
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/health-expert-warns-any-food-eaten-after-8pm-is-poison/

    What happens if I'm on a night shifts? DO I have to wake up to eat? :laugh:

    ok???
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Never laughed so much in a morning :laugh:
  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
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    That's 8:00PM in Nigeria, now I gotta figure out what time that is CST.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    That's 8:00PM in Nigeria, now I gotta figure out what time that is CST.

    Haven't you worked it out yet? :laugh: :laugh:
  • mkculs13
    mkculs13 Posts: 608 Member
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    Dang. I ate at 8:01 pm yesterday. Guess all this food is going to become fat overnight despite my excellent calorie deficit.
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 27,902 Member
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    I keep reading the thread title as "You've been warned - the internet shuts down after 8.00 pm"
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    kshama2001 wrote: »
    I keep reading the thread title as "You've been warned - the internet shuts down after 8.00 pm"

    Same!
  • ladyreva78
    ladyreva78 Posts: 4,080 Member
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    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    kshama2001 wrote: »
    I keep reading the thread title as "You've been warned - the internet shuts down after 8.00 pm"

    Same!

    Now imagine being quarantined with NO internet available...
  • arieswrite1
    arieswrite1 Posts: 15 Member
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    Everything else here in New Jersey is shutting down at 8 p.m. Why not the intestines as well? ;)

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