We broke up because...

She was too busy with her stuff!

I couldn’t stop checking out girls

If I so much as said "Hello" to anyone on the telephone I was then accused of being a Cheater! 😧

he liked to rub his dirty socks into his clean armpits. Said it was like his natural musque.

She was always walking on her head. made kissing a bit difficult

I prefer Batman over Superman

I don't like superheros, and they couldn't get over that.

She accused me of stealing her furniture.

Coz I locked her harem forever 🤣

He kept cooking fish in the microwave, it stunk