Things your spouse does that drives you nuts
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allother94
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Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!
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allother94 wrote: »Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!
No one here is married4 -
Feeds the dogs table scraps.2
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Spends more time on the computer than I do.1
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »allother94 wrote: »Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!
No one here is married
At least three of us are. 🤣🤣🤣1 -
Putting dirty dishes on the counter ABOVE THE DISHWASHER. It's 6 inches away to open the dishwasher and put 'em in. ARGGH! But, if that's the worse thing, I'm doing okay!1
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Hoarding stuff in plastic tubs and stacking them all over the house.2
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My spouse is always trying to play weatherman and it is slowly adding plaque to my arteries. 😑
"Looks like it might rain later"
"Gonna water the plants before it gets too hot later"
"I can't figure out this weather"
"It's the humidity!"
Someone come kidnap this moron.
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When he breathes and blinks4
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His jaw clicks when he chews and it’s honest to god actual torture2
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Decorating a dirty and cluttered house. What is the point? Use the time you spend decorating to help me clean and organize!2
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Leaving napkins in his pants pockets that come out in the wash.....😫0
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Searching for my kik app0
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Her Elvis impersonations in the bedroom.
I don't care if you're "The King", darlin'.0 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »allother94 wrote: »Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!
No one here is married
ROFL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OTo
"I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad
"Yes, I like piña coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape"
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »allother94 wrote: »Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!
No one here is married
I mean, I am.. but I'm a cat, sooo...1 -
Diatonic12 wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »allother94 wrote: »Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!
No one here is married
ROFL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OTo
"I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad
"Yes, I like piña coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape"
The way that song might play out irl is they both say, “You’re unhappy too? I’m so sorry I never noticed. Let’s separate amicably. No hard feelings.”1
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