Things your spouse does that drives you nuts

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allother94
allother94 Posts: 588 Member
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Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!
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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    allother94 wrote: »
    Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

    No one here is married
  • judgmentalillness
    judgmentalillness Posts: 9 Member
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    Feeds the dogs table scraps.
  • mullanphylane
    mullanphylane Posts: 172 Member
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    Spends more time on the computer than I do.
  • mullanphylane
    mullanphylane Posts: 172 Member
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    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    allother94 wrote: »
    Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

    No one here is married

    At least three of us are. 🤣🤣🤣
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
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    Putting dirty dishes on the counter ABOVE THE DISHWASHER. It's 6 inches away to open the dishwasher and put 'em in. ARGGH! But, if that's the worse thing, I'm doing okay!
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
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    Hoarding stuff in plastic tubs and stacking them all over the house.
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
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    My spouse is always trying to play weatherman and it is slowly adding plaque to my arteries. 😑

    "Looks like it might rain later"
    "Gonna water the plants before it gets too hot later"
    "I can't figure out this weather"
    "It's the humidity!"


    Someone come kidnap this moron.


  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
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    When he breathes and blinks
  • GettinLean19
    GettinLean19 Posts: 452 Member
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    His jaw clicks when he chews and it’s honest to god actual torture
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
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    Decorating a dirty and cluttered house. What is the point? Use the time you spend decorating to help me clean and organize!
  • my_gatorgirl_8
    my_gatorgirl_8 Posts: 125 Member
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    Leaving napkins in his pants pockets that come out in the wash.....😫
  • flynntrader
    flynntrader Posts: 210 Member
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    Searching for my kik app
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
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    Her Elvis impersonations in the bedroom.

    I don't care if you're "The King", darlin'.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    allother94 wrote: »
    Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

    No one here is married

    ROFL ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OTo

    "I didn't think about my lady
    I know that sounds kind of mean
    But me and my old lady
    Had fallen into the same old dull routine
    So I wrote to the paper
    Took out a personal ad
    And though I'm nobody's poet
    I thought it wasn't half bad
    "Yes, I like piña coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    I'm not much into health food
    I am into champagne
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    And cut through all this red tape
    At a bar called O'Malley's
    Where we'll plan our escape"
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    allother94 wrote: »
    Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

    No one here is married

    I mean, I am.. but I'm a cat, sooo... :lol:
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    allother94 wrote: »
    Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

    No one here is married

    ROFL ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OTo

    "I didn't think about my lady
    I know that sounds kind of mean
    But me and my old lady
    Had fallen into the same old dull routine
    So I wrote to the paper
    Took out a personal ad
    And though I'm nobody's poet
    I thought it wasn't half bad
    "Yes, I like piña coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    I'm not much into health food
    I am into champagne
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    And cut through all this red tape
    At a bar called O'Malley's
    Where we'll plan our escape"

    The way that song might play out irl is they both say, “You’re unhappy too? I’m so sorry I never noticed. Let’s separate amicably. No hard feelings.”

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