oh God no, please no! not another one

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  • Paddy31
    Paddy31 Posts: 115 Member

    Paddy31, you're a stalker. Stay out front if you want to join the team, I don't trust you but you seem brave. You'd be good zombie bait...

    Mmmmmmm Zombie Bait
  • Paddy31
    Paddy31 Posts: 115 Member
    Rule 18: Limber Up: When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies its not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out. So limbering up is kind of a must. Stretch it out a little.. it may save your life.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    So...anyone have any preferances on weaponry?

    Machete's are simple stuff...boring!

    A friend of mine made this...pretty cool, and simple. I'm into a little more finish...but blades like these can be banged out in a couple hours lol, though the sheath takes a bit longer. High quality work there.

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    Also...truck leaf springs are awesome blade steel for this type blade. They're the right shape to begin with so it takes minimal hammer work to shape them, and you can get about three blades out of one leaf.

    So, if we run out for some reason...they can be easily replaced.
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    I'm in.
    I just practiced my cardio this morning and worked on my sprinting.
    This afternoon I'll be practicing my knife skills on the mutant mulberry bushes that have taken over my fence-line.
    I'll be working on my camouflage skills too, by doing a Zombie Walk on Oct 1. Zombies don't bother other zombies.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    But I plan on repulsing the zombie hordes by talking about my bodily functions. I'm gonna start by nailing a box of tampons to the front door.
  • clovismom25
    clovismom25 Posts: 4
    We personally are using wii fit running to train. Currently my 5 yr old is running his little heart out, while his 2 yr old brother is acting as the zombie "Braaaiiiiiiins" Not even kidding. We are so ready!
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    The utmost important rule.... Beware of Bathrooms. This rule not only will save you from zombies...but will save you from the weird living people you may run into on a day to day basis.

    Also stay completely away from Malls and / or grocery stores. At this point in human existence we have learned a very important rule, zombies LOVE to shop. So WHEN the zombie apocalypse occurs, do all your shopping online ...

    hmmm but what if one becomes a zombie as soon as they get online???
  • justdance311
    justdance311 Posts: 8
    Rule #14 Always carry a change of underwear.
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