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  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    Whiskey 9890, you're in. I see you have smarts. That can go really well for the team, and Rule no. 1 is always be prepared, get to a high place!

    Crisanderson27, you're in. Knives are great. Pointy things are fun, but are you on high ground? You may be our first place of meeting up so we can grab some gear...

    1. always be prepared with your weapons and plan of action to move, and get to a high place because you are never safe
    2. cardio! You'd better beable to run with your weapons and stay with the team
    3. know how to use your weapons and how to kill zombies!!! Seriously, if you have a weapon you've never used that's not cool.
    http://nerdfighters.ning.com/forum/topics/rules-for-surviving-the-zombie has more

    come on people, I'm seriously seeing allot of zombie bait here, and I'm looking for team mates.... :smokin:

    Fernley, Nevada...elevation abotu 4500'. The Sierra Nevadas are a short hike away.

    As for training...does 2 years of JSA (Japanese Sword Arts) qualify? I make them...but I also can damn well use them.

    And knives...psht! Knives are amateur. Anything I make that's serious has a minimum of 14" of blade lol...with my preferred length being about 23" of blade. Check the video out above lol.
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
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    I seriously saw a book at the book store yesterday about how to survive the Apocalypse. It was on sale 70% off. I ALMOST bought it... but didn't. *Regretting*
  • jls1661
    jls1661 Posts: 586 Member
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    And here I thought being good with guns would make me an assett not bait. Guess it's back to the shooting range for me.

    Rules:
    1. Stay mobile
    2. Stay alert
    3. Stay out of over populated areas.
    4. When it comes to someone being bit, sorry theres no cure, Bye bye!
  • toddgaines
    toddgaines Posts: 130
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    Where do I sign up? I am an expert in all things Zombie. I would be an especially good team mate because even though I love Bill Murray (despite his restraining order... he has no sense of humor at all about sending him gopher porn... repeatedly...) I wouldn't hesitate to shoot Zombie Bill Murray square in the face if it came to that. Plus re: your brains is my ring tone ... nuff said....
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
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    The utmost important rule.... Beware of Bathrooms. This rule not only will save you from zombies...but will save you from the weird living people you may run into on a day to day basis.
  • toddgaines
    toddgaines Posts: 130
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    The utmost important rule.... Beware of Bathrooms. This rule not only will save you from zombies...but will save you from the weird living people you may run into on a day to day basis.

    Also stay completely away from Malls and / or grocery stores. At this point in human existence we have learned a very important rule, zombies LOVE to shop. So WHEN the zombie apocalypse occurs, do all your shopping online ...
  • busywaterbending
    busywaterbending Posts: 844 Member
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    :laugh:
    Where do I sign up? I am an expert in all things Zombie. I would be an especially good team mate because even though I love Bill Murray (despite his restraining order... he has no sense of humor at all about sending him gopher porn... repeatedly...) I wouldn't hesitate to shoot Zombie Bill Murray square in the face if it came to that. Plus re: your brains is my ring tone ... nuff said....

    you are so in. I love gopher porn! :laugh:

    Yep, if you all can shoot something on target while moving!!! and you can use a horse sword or other large single edged sword, you're in. I'm into the USArmy Zombie training handbook for my no. 1 source of info. Seriously.
    The US Army has a zombie training handbook. Go Army.
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    I'm good with a machette. You know, eventually everyone runs out of bullets. A sharp machette will go on chopping heads for a long time. Just keep the sneaky ****ers off my legs while I'm chopping the upright ones... but save two bullets. One for you, and one for me. If I get bit, shoot my head off before I turn - I'd do it for you.
  • toddgaines
    toddgaines Posts: 130
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    :laugh:
    Where do I sign up? I am an expert in all things Zombie. I would be an especially good team mate because even though I love Bill Murray (despite his restraining order... he has no sense of humor at all about sending him gopher porn... repeatedly...) I wouldn't hesitate to shoot Zombie Bill Murray square in the face if it came to that. Plus re: your brains is my ring tone ... nuff said....

    you are so in. I love gopher porn! :laugh:

    Yep, if you all can shoot something on target while moving!!! and you can use a horse sword or other large single edged sword, you're in. I'm into the USArmy Zombie training handbook for my no. 1 source of info. Seriously.
    The US Army has a zombie training handbook. Go Army.

    Wait .. last time someone randomly asked me to sword fight with them it got weird really quick.....
  • jls1661
    jls1661 Posts: 586 Member
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    The utmost important rule.... Beware of Bathrooms. This rule not only will save you from zombies...but will save you from the weird living people you may run into on a day to day basis.

    Also stay completely away from Malls and / or grocery stores. At this point in human existence we have learned a very important rule, zombies LOVE to shop. So WHEN the zombie apocalypse occurs, do all your shopping online ...

    That and remember, police stations and hospitals will be the first places over run. Avoid at all costs (stock up on medical supplies prior to the outbreak).
  • Paddy31
    Paddy31 Posts: 115 Member
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    Paddy31, you're a stalker. Stay out front if you want to join the team, I don't trust you but you seem brave. You'd be good zombie bait...

    Mmmmmmm Zombie Bait
  • Paddy31
    Paddy31 Posts: 115 Member
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    Rule 18: Limber Up: When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies its not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out. So limbering up is kind of a must. Stretch it out a little.. it may save your life.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    So...anyone have any preferances on weaponry?

    Machete's are simple stuff...boring!

    A friend of mine made this...pretty cool, and simple. I'm into a little more finish...but blades like these can be banged out in a couple hours lol, though the sheath takes a bit longer. High quality work there.

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    Also...truck leaf springs are awesome blade steel for this type blade. They're the right shape to begin with so it takes minimal hammer work to shape them, and you can get about three blades out of one leaf.

    So, if we run out for some reason...they can be easily replaced.
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
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    I'm in.
    I just practiced my cardio this morning and worked on my sprinting.
    This afternoon I'll be practicing my knife skills on the mutant mulberry bushes that have taken over my fence-line.
    I'll be working on my camouflage skills too, by doing a Zombie Walk on Oct 1. Zombies don't bother other zombies.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,858 Member
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    But I plan on repulsing the zombie hordes by talking about my bodily functions. I'm gonna start by nailing a box of tampons to the front door.
  • clovismom25
    clovismom25 Posts: 4
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    We personally are using wii fit running to train. Currently my 5 yr old is running his little heart out, while his 2 yr old brother is acting as the zombie "Braaaiiiiiiins" Not even kidding. We are so ready!
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    The utmost important rule.... Beware of Bathrooms. This rule not only will save you from zombies...but will save you from the weird living people you may run into on a day to day basis.

    Also stay completely away from Malls and / or grocery stores. At this point in human existence we have learned a very important rule, zombies LOVE to shop. So WHEN the zombie apocalypse occurs, do all your shopping online ...

    hmmm but what if one becomes a zombie as soon as they get online???
  • justdance311
    justdance311 Posts: 8
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    Rule #14 Always carry a change of underwear.

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