Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Enforcer for the mob, they call him "The Kneecapper"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    The Mob Boss
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,255 Member
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    Dance instructor.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    Sews pillow tops on mattresses. Fine detailed stitching. Takes a careful eye and firm fingers.
  • bhodds831
    bhodds831 Posts: 24 Member
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    Optometrist
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Interpretive dancer on local public access tv. She is currently working on a new dance " The toilet paper hoard"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,423 Member
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    Translates instructions for Swedish “put it together yourself” furniture into English . Adds random words for fun. Then monitors online reviews to see just how badly people were confused.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    Translator for the Canadians. Works side by side with @Callousedthoughts

    Hes very hard to understand with his Canadian words.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Designs and manufactures tiny hats and skirts for field mice. No one knows why exactly, but it seems to make her happy. She can often be found in a field, wearing a hat and skirt and singing songs to them.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,423 Member
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    After success with his blog entitled “1001 uses for slightly used twist ties” he has decided to start his next one “1001 uses for those little bread bag clips”
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Garden Gnome co-ordinator. For a small fee she will come to your house, critique your garden gnomes, and offer suggestions. He biggest selling service is coming up with themes for your gnomes, insuring proper placement and coming up with the backstory. She is highly sought after, often having a waiting list months long.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    Designs cat wear. You can having matching clothes with your feline forever pal. My favorite is the stripped jumper shorts. His logo. Feline for the finest
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 39,437 Member
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    Owns a nail salon
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    SeaWorld owner
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    Dad-ologist. For a small fee (about $250) he will come to your house dressed as a dad and do dad things. Depending on your needs he can fuss at you for having a messy room, pat you on the back for doing a good job, or even watch a game with you on tv.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Comedian 😂
  • gjw5000
    gjw5000 Posts: 86 Member
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    Grim reaper...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Gym peeper
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    Towel boy at the gym. Technically no one pays him to do this. He just enjoys passing out towels to sweaty people. He gets kicked out occasionally when management catches on that no one hired him.

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