Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • flynntrader
    flynntrader Posts: 210 Member
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    My ex wife
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
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    ex wife = occupation? :D

    FBI agent
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,634 Member
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    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    ex wife = occupation? :D

    FBI agent

    Ya. Pays a lot.

    Honey, ....need my monies
  • flynntrader
    flynntrader Posts: 210 Member
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    Trying to slide into her DM so she can be my new gf
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    Respirator fitter
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2020
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    Pro Boxer
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,634 Member
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    She carefully cultivates tiny elf gardens. Miniature cobble stone paths have been installed. Miniature park benches built. A small dribble of a waterfall trickles throughout. The prettiest flowers are in bloom.


    Now shes just waiting for payday when the elves start coming in droves 😬...elves....so...I'm sure shell be banking soon
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
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    Teacher
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Calls herself a "Personal Hypist". Will follow you around and add sound effects whenever you say something.

    Example:

    You: It sure is hot tonight
    Her; "OOOOOoooooooooo, daaaaaaaammmmmnnn" (said with her eyes wide and her face in the "omg, did you hear what he said" pose
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,634 Member
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    Hes a meat distributor.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Owns a meat packing plant.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
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    Owns a lot of meat (her words, not mine) aka, her basement dwellers
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Sells meat.. if ya know what I mean ;)
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
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    Man eater
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    CurvyGirl418 wrote: »
    Man eater

    😆 *picks teeth with toothpick* ahhh delicious.

    She's a beautician
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,634 Member
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    Ok this is her real job. She goes to run down business centers. Rents the space for cheap. And uses telemarketers to promote, sell, and provide a friendly phone call service. You need a friend? Call 1.888.sweet.love.live
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Star Fruit representative. Whenever she hears "starfruit" she immediately corrects you by saying "Carambola" in a heavy latin accent.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Pet whisperer, any animal you can think of.. He has an affinity with all living creatures. They call him Doctor Doolittle.
  • jjsavoh
    jjsavoh Posts: 135 Member
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    Comedian, not British. Tongue is out of cheek.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    jjsavoh wrote: »
    Comedian, not British. Tongue is out of cheek.

    Correct, I'm not British I'm Australian :)

    He is a P.T who specialises in programs for you and your pet.

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