Do you have Guts or Balls?

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pipinana
pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
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Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in DEATH!

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  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
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    Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

    In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in DEATH!

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • jhacker
    jhacker Posts: 301 Member
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  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    good ways to lose both!
  • happenstance82
    happenstance82 Posts: 240
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    HAHAHAHA! I just read that to my boyfriend...he's cracking up! :laugh:
  • altazin0907
    altazin0907 Posts: 188 Member
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    :drinker: :heart: :heart: LOVE IT:laugh:
  • janiebeth
    janiebeth Posts: 2,509 Member
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    perfect - thanks for making me laugh..
  • genabug
    genabug Posts: 1,820 Member
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    Too funny! :laugh:
  • CassieNic
    CassieNic Posts: 223
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    oh my god :laugh: :huh:
  • réalta
    réalta Posts: 895 Member
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    love it! lol :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Gasp!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • rungirl28
    rungirl28 Posts: 16
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  • sassiebritches
    sassiebritches Posts: 1,861 Member
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    I read it to my honey too and he was laughing, so then I asked him, so which do you have....he said I have both.....I told him do you wanna think about that cause last I checked, your balls were in my pocket. :noway:

    Heheheheheh......he pouted.

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  • porka29
    porka29 Posts: 868 Member
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    I read it to my honey too and he was laughing, so then I asked him, so which do you have....he said I have both.....I told him do you wanna think about that cause last I checked, your balls were in my pocket. :noway:

    Heheheheheh......he pouted.

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    :laugh: :laugh: After that I'm considering reading to mine......................
  • BxMom
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  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
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    I read it to my honey too and he was laughing, so then I asked him, so which do you have....he said I have both.....I told him do you wanna think about that cause last I checked, your balls were in my pocket. :noway:

    Heheheheheh......he pouted.

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    hahaha OMG, too funny! You know he loves it though...... :blushing:

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