Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Doctor in a teaching hospital. Scares the first year residents by setting up the cadavers like a real life game of Oprtation. He enjoys asking them to remove broken hearts and funny bones and presses a buzzer when anyone makes the littlest of mistakes.

Tea party consultant. For a nominal fee, she will inspect your childs tea party setup, offering helpful suggestions on cup placement, and serving routine.

World champion risk player. Swears by Kamchatka. Kamchatka is the key

Last student of Michael Flatley, the Lord of the Dance. Also studied under Zamfir. Has now combined his two passions by giving shows for tips at subway stores. Even Mrs. Kratz is wowed at his ability to river dance and play the pan flute simultaneously.

Personal trainer who does boot camps in the park. She recruits people by yelling at park goers until they start doing push-ups and planks. Then she charges them a fortune!

Undertaker

Master of the Dulcimer. Frequently entertains minor royalty.

highheeldiva wrote: »

Tv dr

I am not a trasves...oh.

Has her own public access radio show where she re-enacts old As The World Turns episodes. She plays all the characters

highheeldiva wrote: »

Fact finder for dr oz

Ouch. That guy uses facts??

Lawyer specializing in ghost cases.

Magicians assistant. Her favorite trick was the "sawed in half" hence the profile photo.

Math teacher. Believes in hands on training. Her favorite lessons are fractions. She uses pies to help teach 1/4, 1/2, 3/4, etc. Warm apple pie with vanilla bean ice cream. The more her students struggle to understand, the more pie for her.

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Handcrafter of cupcakes so pretty no one wanted to eat their perfection.

Closet organizer. Sorts all the clothes by season and colour for you. She secretly gets rid of all of the clothes you shouldn’t be wearing.

Candle maker