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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Owns a meat packing plant.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    Owns a lot of meat (her words, not mine) aka, her basement dwellers
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sells meat.. if ya know what I mean ;)
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    Man eater
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Man eater

    😆 *picks teeth with toothpick* ahhh delicious.

    She's a beautician
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Ok this is her real job. She goes to run down business centers. Rents the space for cheap. And uses telemarketers to promote, sell, and provide a friendly phone call service. You need a friend? Call 1.888.sweet.love.live
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Star Fruit representative. Whenever she hears "starfruit" she immediately corrects you by saying "Carambola" in a heavy latin accent.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Pet whisperer, any animal you can think of.. He has an affinity with all living creatures. They call him Doctor Doolittle.
  • jjsavoh
    jjsavoh Posts: 135 Member
    Comedian, not British. Tongue is out of cheek.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    jjsavoh wrote: »
    Comedian, not British. Tongue is out of cheek.

    Correct, I'm not British I'm Australian :)

    He is a P.T who specialises in programs for you and your pet.
  • jjsavoh
    jjsavoh Posts: 135 Member
    edited May 2020
    jjsavoh wrote: »
    Comedian, not British. Tongue is out of cheek.

    Correct, I'm not British I'm Australian :)

    He is a P.T who specialises in programs for you and your pet.
    Close
    < Goes back to make sure profile isn't so informative
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 43,269 Member
    He is a movie director
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She’s your personal encyclopedia. But don’t call her Megan...it’s Ms. Smartiepants to you.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Turns toilet paper rolls into tushy dolls. Hence our shortages we are experiencing. She currently releasing the squishy Susan doll.
  • jjsavoh
    jjsavoh Posts: 135 Member
    edited May 2020
    Caricature artist. But a bad one. Talks *kitten* and adds background people to your picture.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Makes his living at the tables in Vegas
    Turns toilet paper rolls into tushy dolls. Hence our shortages we are experiencing. She currently releasing the squishy Susan doll.

    OMG, I made TP roll dolls for every occasion as a kid. My mom still has like 20 of them. 😂😂😂
  • AndreaMarie1236
    AndreaMarie1236 Posts: 69 Member
    Teacher
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Writes and Re enacts classics like gone with the wind at local theaters. Her take on it these timeless productions is quite strange and intriguing. She plays all the parts and is written to be futuristic. I'm not sure how I feel about an alien rhett butler.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Reverse house flipper. She buys houses in really nice neighborhoods, rents it out to undesirables until they wreck the place. She then extorts the neighbors until they pay her enough, kicks out the renters, sells the house.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Trains fleas for flea circuses around the world.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Professional damsel in distress. She makes a living by pretending to need help and getting "strapping, strong young men" to help her. After they feel really good about themselves, she gives them the invoice.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He jumps out of birthday cakes naked.. :o
    It doesn't pay well but he gets all the cake he can eat..
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Consultant for mens undergarments. Quite accomplished. She can take a look at you, cup your junk, and tell you exactly what will fit best, look best, and accentuate your assets the best (the cupping isnt necessary, she just enjoys it)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2020
    Consultant for mens undergarments. Quite accomplished. She can take a look at you, cup your junk, and tell you exactly what will fit best, look best, and accentuate your assets the best (the cupping isnt necessary, she just enjoys it)

    Wait.. what? You told me the cupping was the most necessary bit :o did you lie to me?

    He is my opposite who works in the ladies department, his title is "Jugs jiggler"
    He can fit you for the perfect bra..
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She works as a plastic surgeons assistant. Her main job is to hold up your buttocks so the doctor can take pictures to show you how that new lift or implants will look.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Works at the fruit market.. He provides a fruit squeezing service. He can tell by a gentle squeeze if the melons are just right or if the oranges not quite ripe..
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Bowling ball polisher
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Presses the red button at the cat food cannery
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Runs a colon cleanse clinic. Just needs to insert this and you're going to feel just a little pressure.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He is actually my colleague at the Clinic, but he insists on doing all procedures by himself.. tells me to take notes 🙁