Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

slimgirljo15

Enforcer for the mob, they call him "The Kneecapper"

FabulousFantasticFifty

The Mob Boss

DWBalboa

Dance instructor.

PlentyofProtein00

Sews pillow tops on mattresses. Fine detailed stitching. Takes a careful eye and firm fingers.

bhodds831

Optometrist

Callousedthoughts

Interpretive dancer on local public access tv. She is currently working on a new dance " The toilet paper hoard"

Cat0703a

Translates instructions for Swedish “put it together yourself” furniture into English . Adds random words for fun. Then monitors online reviews to see just how badly people were confused.

PlentyofProtein00

Translator for the Canadians. Works side by side with @Callousedthoughts

Hes very hard to understand with his Canadian words.

Callousedthoughts

Designs and manufactures tiny hats and skirts for field mice. No one knows why exactly, but it seems to make her happy. She can often be found in a field, wearing a hat and skirt and singing songs to them.

Cat0703a

After success with his blog entitled “1001 uses for slightly used twist ties” he has decided to start his next one “1001 uses for those little bread bag clips”

Callousedthoughts

Garden Gnome co-ordinator. For a small fee she will come to your house, critique your garden gnomes, and offer suggestions. He biggest selling service is coming up with themes for your gnomes, insuring proper placement and coming up with the backstory. She is highly sought after, often having a waiting list months long.

PlentyofProtein00

Designs cat wear. You can having matching clothes with your feline forever pal. My favorite is the stripped jumper shorts. His logo. Feline for the finest

Megan_smartiepants1970

Owns a nail salon

lx1x

SeaWorld owner

PlentyofProtein00

Dad-ologist. For a small fee (about $250) he will come to your house dressed as a dad and do dad things. Depending on your needs he can fuss at you for having a messy room, pat you on the back for doing a good job, or even watch a game with you on tv.

lx1x

Comedian 😂

gjw5000

Grim reaper...

Callousedthoughts

Gym peeper

PlentyofProtein00

Towel boy at the gym. Technically no one pays him to do this. He just enjoys passing out towels to sweaty people. He gets kicked out occasionally when management catches on that no one hired him.

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Cat0703a

Spy.

PlentyofProtein00

She prefers no one knows.

Cat0703a

Psychic - specializes in telling you what colour to wear in an interview to get the job you want

slimgirljo15

Blogger

FabulousFantasticFifty

She trains Toddlers how to stick their tongues out at mean Step Parents. 😝🤪😛

PlentyofProtein00

She farms pineapples. But not for the food or juice. She grows them to make pineapple babies that she sells at local festivals. She calls them fruit cuddlers.

Callousedthoughts

Finally! She the inventor of the "Pet tagalong". TM. Ever wanted to take your pet with you everywhere without dealing with the hassle of leashes? Now you can with the amazing Pet Tagalong (still tm). Simply place the velcro suit lovingly around your pet and sit them on top of your head with the matching velcro hat. Has the added advantage of strengthening your neck (it is not advisable for pets weighing more than 20 lbs. Also may cause diarrhea, heart worms, dyslexia, Corona, murder Hornets, and difficulty breathing in select cases. Not for use with any other pet carry systems. Please consult with your doctor, veterinarian, gardener, and horoscope advisor before using this product).

slimgirljo15

He performs any service you need. Multiskilled and talented in many areas.. special mention on his origami and beading skills

Callousedthoughts

Fashion design consultant for the modern man. Took vajazzling one step further. Created not only Scrotazzling but also is capitalizing on the current beard trend by having men grow beards...down there.

lx1x

Town crier