Say something you would never actually say to someone

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  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    Broken clowns wading through newspapers full of the triangular remnants of pasta are livid because if your fishing platform
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    I want the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    You remind me of my ex-mother-in-law. Argumentative. Rude. Loud. Insulting others, then demanding an apology for your supposed hurt feelings. Thinks whoever has the last word is the winner. She has a good excuse, but no friends.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I just don't like you.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    That was mediocre
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    No thanks, I don’t want any chocolate.
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
    Great set of feet!
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
    One taco, please! I'm *kitten* starving
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    Oh good! I’ve always wanted to be a size 20! They make such cute clothes in large sizes!
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    You might not be the most hateful person I’ve ever known of, but you’re definitely in the top 2
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    Oh, I see you chased off another one.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    I just love Fred Flintstone.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    Aren’t telemarketers wonderful?
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    I’ll just leave this fence post right here for you.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,612 Member
    spookyface wrote: »
    Time to pluck those chin hairs.

    Oh. You noticed 😬
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    girl you look like obese version of caillou
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Sadly

    "I love you"
    "I admire you"
    "I appreciate you"

    ...stuff I think, then hold back (sometimes) 'cause I don't want to make it weird
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Why the eff did you marry such an idiotic man. And also, anyone who blindly hands their $ to their SO and doesn't want to know where any of it is going is an idiot.
  • mydogisthebestdogever
    mydogisthebestdogever Posts: 703 Member
    Ryan, what I hate about you is what I love about you.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    I have all the money I can handle right now

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