Say something you would never actually say to someone

slimgirljo15 · April 11, 2018 9:37PM

YosemiteSlamAK wrote: »

Put on these steel toed boots and kick me as hard as you can in the crotch

How about stilettos

kam26001 · April 11, 2018 9:41PM

Gimme the stuffed crust with extra sausage. I'll be in my hotel room waiting.

Motorsheen · April 11, 2018 9:59PM

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

YosemiteSlamAK wrote: »

Put on these steel toed boots and kick me as hard as you can in the crotch

How about stilettos

* raises hand.

Avocado_Angel · April 11, 2018 10:05PM

I'll get you. And I'l make it look like an accident.

Just sayin.

CaptainFantastic01 · April 11, 2018 10:19PM

Get your *kitten* together Karen

Avocado_Angel · April 11, 2018 10:37PM

To your boss - how did you get this job ? Just be honest. Did you interview yourself ?

*waits for disciplinary action*

kam26001 · April 11, 2018 10:45PM

Do I look like an idiot to you?

Avocado_Angel · April 11, 2018 10:49PM

You have an unmistakable smell of cheese

rockmartin50 · April 11, 2018 11:05PM

Let’s get in the back seat

slimgirljo15 · April 11, 2018 11:09PM

Sure I'll transfer money to you Mr Nigerian scammer

Tigg_er · April 11, 2018 11:25PM

SurfyPantz wrote: »

What? That's it?! You're done already??!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well thank you for keeping that a secret

JustSomeJD · April 11, 2018 11:40PM

Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »

Wrong hole

I have so much to say about this, that I will keep to myself.

Deadman_Diggingup · April 11, 2018 11:43PM

SurfyPantz wrote: »

What? That's it?! You're done already??!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, oh no.... you’re giving me flashbacks

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