Say something you would never actually say to someone
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<to someone you haven't seen in ages> Woah! The years have not been kind!
<I have silently thought this a few times>3 -
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Damn.. you weren't just hit with the ugly stick, it was a branch and you hit every one coming down out of that tree.
You got a face that would make babies cry.
I want you to get me pregnant3 -
Ill share my taco with you4
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Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »I don't want to share my taco with you
Well fine. I won't share my pizza with you.0 -
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It's so nice to hear you constantly bragging about yourself.1
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Yea, you're fat. Deal with it. Get off the couch and put down the candy bar.1
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_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »Your mom was better.
Uhhh yep! Your name would be exactly what you were too! Dead man walking!0 -
Are you ever going to get to the *kitten* point?0
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Sure, go ahead and tell your husband.
I'm sure that he won't mind at all.0 -
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You should probably work on those moves a little!
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Put on these steel toed boots and kick me as hard as you can in the crotch2
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YosemiteSlamAK wrote: »Put on these steel toed boots and kick me as hard as you can in the crotch
How about stilettos
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Gimme the stuffed crust with extra sausage. I'll be in my hotel room waiting.0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »YosemiteSlamAK wrote: »Put on these steel toed boots and kick me as hard as you can in the crotch
How about stilettos
* raises hand.1 -
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Get your *kitten* together Karen0
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Do I look like an idiot to you?0
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Let’s get in the back seat0
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