Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Designs travel brochures. Maps out all beer gardens for your enjoyment.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Has her own "Beer Garden". Basically it's just a lot of bottles of beer sticking out of the dirt. Charges a cover.
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    Engineer
  • WoodAndCastIron
    WoodAndCastIron Posts: 978 Member
    Silversmith/ Jewelry maker
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Curtain designer. Gazes out your window. Takes in the scenery. Then picks a pattern and assembles window curtains to fit and match your inner and outer decor.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Salsa sauce business owner
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    My personal dancer :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Socks smeller
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Leg model :p
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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Texas hold-em champion. Her favorite technique is to distract her opponent with a well placed foot touching their bits under the table. Hasnt failed yet.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Texas hold-em champion. Her favorite technique is to distract her opponent with a well placed foot touching their bits under the table. Hasnt failed yet.

    Ughhh.. tell my secret strategies why don't ya :p
    For a small fee he will go to your home before you get there and run you a bath , complete with bubble bath and wine.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Battery tester. She has several...appliances...at home that she puts the batteries in to test their charge.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Meal planner. Services include choosing the menu, providing groceries lists, then inviting himself to dinner.
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    For a small fee he will go to your home before you get there and run you a bath , complete with bubble bath and wine.

    I’d pay for that!

  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Roomba strategist. Hire her and not only will she plan out the best route for your Roomba, but she will set it up and turn it on for you. (Warning: Intended for the super lazy only)
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Watch maker
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Hottest hairstylist out there...for your pet. Fifi, the Afghan hound, looks sweet as can be with her unicorn hair and soft beach waves.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited May 2020
    Scullery maid in a 🏰
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Poet. His tragic poems were filled with sorrow at the fact his two devils left with his favourite feline. Every time I read one, it never fails to bring a tear to my eye.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Ok for reals.. she works in a castle as reennactor .. young queen Elizabeth . Very good at it.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    A very young one. 😉

    A minstrel at my castle who sings beautifully and juggles magnificently.

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Collects dust bunnies and forms them into lifelike rabbits to sell on Etsy.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited May 2020
    Shes her manager and seller.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Owner of Peas and Love. Grows and sells a wide variety of peas that have been "Fertilized with his Love".
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    My Personal Assistant
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Neurologist and Keebler Cookie Rep.
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    photographer
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    First you have Death, then War, Famine, and Pestilence. And then there's her, the 5th horseman of the apocalypse:"*kitten* *kitten* the McFlurry machine is down again"
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    First you have Death, then War, Famine, and Pestilence. And then there's her, the 5th horseman of the apocalypse:"*kitten* *kitten* the McFlurry machine is down again"

    :D:D>:)
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Artist and Songwriter
  • Keef75
    Keef75 Posts: 546 Member
    Cattle herder...🤷‍♂️

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