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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Designs travel brochures. Maps out all beer gardens for your enjoyment.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Has her own "Beer Garden". Basically it's just a lot of bottles of beer sticking out of the dirt. Charges a cover.
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
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    Engineer
  • WoodAndCastIron
    WoodAndCastIron Posts: 978 Member
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    Silversmith/ Jewelry maker
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Curtain designer. Gazes out your window. Takes in the scenery. Then picks a pattern and assembles window curtains to fit and match your inner and outer decor.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Salsa sauce business owner
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    My personal dancer :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Socks smeller
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Leg model :p
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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Texas hold-em champion. Her favorite technique is to distract her opponent with a well placed foot touching their bits under the table. Hasnt failed yet.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Texas hold-em champion. Her favorite technique is to distract her opponent with a well placed foot touching their bits under the table. Hasnt failed yet.

    Ughhh.. tell my secret strategies why don't ya :p
    For a small fee he will go to your home before you get there and run you a bath , complete with bubble bath and wine.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Battery tester. She has several...appliances...at home that she puts the batteries in to test their charge.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Meal planner. Services include choosing the menu, providing groceries lists, then inviting himself to dinner.
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    For a small fee he will go to your home before you get there and run you a bath , complete with bubble bath and wine.

    I’d pay for that!

  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Roomba strategist. Hire her and not only will she plan out the best route for your Roomba, but she will set it up and turn it on for you. (Warning: Intended for the super lazy only)
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    Watch maker
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Hottest hairstylist out there...for your pet. Fifi, the Afghan hound, looks sweet as can be with her unicorn hair and soft beach waves.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Scullery maid in a 🏰
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Poet. His tragic poems were filled with sorrow at the fact his two devils left with his favourite feline. Every time I read one, it never fails to bring a tear to my eye.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Ok for reals.. she works in a castle as reennactor .. young queen Elizabeth . Very good at it.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    A very young one. 😉

    A minstrel at my castle who sings beautifully and juggles magnificently.

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