I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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My face plastered on a milk carton. "Have you seen me?"0
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Singing Kumbaya every night together while making S'mores over the stove.0
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Making up lyrics to songs so wed sing "Gum Fly Bra my Lord, Gum Fly Bra"0
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In big trouble because I belong to @PaperDoll_ my contract states “her’s”1
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Making everyone else that tried to date her "disappear."0
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Entering into a timeshare agreement0
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With the word “taken” tattooed on my face so that it was clear I wasn’t available.0
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Buried in PD's garden0
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Making her into a lovely fertilizer.
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Having the best garden full of flowers!1
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Never seen again.. a pergola erected above my body
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Having the best garden full of flowers!slimgirljo15 wrote: »Never seen again.. a pergola erected above my body
Going to hell for violating a nun.1 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Having the best garden full of flowers!slimgirljo15 wrote: »Never seen again.. a pergola erected above my body
Going to hell for violating a nun.
Poking her with a pitchfork
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Being impaled by farm equipment0
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Tied up in a basement0
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Having weird dates with him in his mom’s basement.0
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Broke..0
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But happy. 😆1
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Living in a CAstle1
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Living the dream 🤗1
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