I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Cat0703a

Mad that he isn’t rescuing me. After all the pizza I’ve given you, happi?

happimess01

apologizing and whisking her away on a vacation

PaperDoll_

Chaining her up so happi couldn't rescue her.

DWBalboa

In s Mexican prison.

PopRox90

a lucky girl

CandycaneDimondSparkle

Shopping

WoodAndCastIron

Camping - on a wonderful ocean beach

CandycaneDimondSparkle

On a boat enjoying the water

Callousedthoughts

In the water, not enjoying the boat she pushed me from

DWBalboa

Running from Jonny law!

slimgirljo15

Living happily ever after

DWBalboa

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Living happily ever after

Happy as a lark.

DWBalboa

PopRox90 wrote: »

a lucky girl

I'd be the lucky one. 😘

happimess01

going after his ex

PopRox90

happy:)

FabulousFantasticFifty

Having something Beautiful to look at every day! 😍

Callousedthoughts

Staring down the barrel of a .44

I didnt do it!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Apparently taking anger management classes 🥴

Masyn88

Pilfering ativan to keep my woman calm

FabulousFantasticFifty

Visiting her in Rehab 😬

Callousedthoughts

My face plastered on a milk carton. "Have you seen me?"

PaperDoll_

Singing Kumbaya every night together while making S'mores over the stove.

Callousedthoughts

Making up lyrics to songs so wed sing "Gum Fly Bra my Lord, Gum Fly Bra"

Cat0703a

In big trouble because I belong to @PaperDoll_ my contract states “her’s”

PaperDoll_

Making everyone else that tried to date her "disappear."

Callousedthoughts

Entering into a timeshare agreement

Cat0703a

With the word “taken” tattooed on my face so that it was clear I wasn’t available.

slimgirljo15

Buried in PD's garden

PaperDoll_

Making her into a lovely fertilizer.

Cat0703a

Having the best garden full of flowers!