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Abbie_Thompson
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Thought a punny joke thread could be fun...I'll go first...
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was "In-tents"
bwahahaha
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was "In-tents"
bwahahaha
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One more to get it going...
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Ele-if-ino!0 -
Do you know why the tomato blushed?
It saw the salad dressing:laugh:0 -
Why did the blonde keep an empty milk carton in the fridge??
In case anyone wanted black coffee :laugh:0 -
Incorrigible punster. Don't encourage.0
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Where do generals keep their armies?
In their sleevies...
bad da dum!0 -
Puns are not for kids. They are intended for groan readers.0
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whats invisible and smells like bananas??
monkey farts!:laugh:0 -
Why did the blonde keep running to the mailbox?
Because her computer kept telling her she got mail!!!
That one is from playboy...my fiance likes to read me all of those jokes.0 -
What did the pony with a cold say?
Sorry, I'm a little horse :-)0 -
Why did Nivea Creme?
Because Max Factor.0 -
Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says,
"So, do YOU know how to drive this thing?"
(Used that one at a job interview once)0 -
Knock Knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
yep, AVADA KEDAVRA
A little harry potter humor....0 -
Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says,
"So, do YOU know how to drive this thing?"
(Used that one at a job interview once)0 -
One more to get it going...
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Ele-if-ino!
I don't get this one - please explain? LOL0 -
One more to get it going...
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Ele-if-ino!
I don't get this one - please explain? LOL
Break it down further: Ele-if-I-no0 -
A set of jumper cables walk in to a bar and order a drink.
The annoyed bartender says, "I'll server you but you better not start anything!"0 -
How Do you catch a unique rabbit?
U-nique up on it!
How do you catch a tame one?
The tame way!
Also, I feel everyone needs this in their life...0 -
Also, one of my favorite jokes (Kind of a pun)...
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.0 -
A baby seal walks into a club...
WACKA WACKA0 -
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To WHOM. Learn your grammar!
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar...
It was tense.
When life hands you melons.... you just might be Dyslexic.
Why are emo brownies better than regular brownies?
Because they cut themselves.
(I could do this all night)0
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