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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was Mr Catford Finklestein before the op :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She collects Hummel figurines and is the foremost expert on them in Australia.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    In a bid to save the ozone she rides to work on the back of an Emu.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    She is so innocent :innocent:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    She is so innocent :innocent:

    :D Gussss

    He is a world famous clog dancer
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    Jo has a pet alligator named Shirley
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    Jo has a pet alligator named Shirley

    Shirley is offended, .. that's croc not alligator :D

    She hates to walk anywhere so she has 6 pet goats she tethers to a cart to pull her along, kind of like Santa and his reindeer
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    Jo has a pet alligator named Shirley

    Shirley is offended, .. that's croc not alligator :D

    She hates to walk anywhere so she has 6 pet goats she tethers to a cart to pull her along, kind of like Santa and his reindeer

    Lol, no wonder she kept snapping her jaws at me hahahah

    Jo falls asleep listening to the wheels on the bus go round and round every night. She insists on having the volume turned up really high too because she wants her neighbours to enjoy the rhyme just as much as she does.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her favorite animal is a panda bear. She has recently decided to only eat bamboo.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Recently came out of the closet as he used to be a
    Paparazzi
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her colleagues call her a pooparazzi. Her specialty is catching C list celebs in the bathroom act, photographing the "evidence", making plaster casts and selling them on Craigslist. Her most popular model is the George Clooneys brother, what's his name
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Browses craigslist every hour hoping to be first to purchase her work.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Abhors vanilla cake with buttercream frosting.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    It's her birthday!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She jumped out of a giant taco for cats birthday
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Is really a 12 year old girl using her dad's picture.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Is my Dad
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Likes calling me daddy.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She gets 🔥when she's called "Mamacita"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She gets 🔥when she's called "Mamacita"
    (It’s supposed to be a lie. 😉)

    Currently standing on the side of the road with a “Vegas or bust” sign. Won’t be there long as she’s dressed all in black leather with her red lipstick on. 💋
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Picks up farmers at local markets
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Also picks up farmers at local markets 😳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Picks farmers nose.. 🤢
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Makes me bottle what I find up farmers noses so he can spread it on his toast 🤮🤢
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Farms pickled beets
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Is a friend collector.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Has a van, hands out candy
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Waits for the van to show up everyday.. the things he does for candy 😳
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Once performed a triple flip/3600 degree turn and finished with a pole vault/split onto an ex lover. All for a klondike bar
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Keeps a freezer full of Klondike bars, you know....just in case!

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