Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Women pay her to seductively eat bananas at the mall food court. After confronting her husband for staring, they head to her favorite store for a little apology spending spree.

Fortune reader. Pay her fee and she will read your fortune in an appropriate tone. Specializes in dramatic and sympathetic tones.

Tea ceremony tutor

Professional sofa tester.. he'll sit on your sofa for so long till cushion need replaced.

Sit down comedian

Professional nose blower...goes around holding tissues to peoplea noses and asking them to blow...

Dam your good....you know I love my whiskey....recycles my whiskey bottles to hold her new tissues in

Professional Christmas carol singer, she has this unique capability to create holiday mood and make people better.

Customer complaint technician for General Mills Cereals division. Her specialty is handling complaints about settling inside the box. Dreams of fielding calls about insects in the box. That's where the excitement is.

Customer quality control technician. He calls to complains, gets irate and out of hand, then follows up with hand written reports on the associates ability to handle the call.

Aging astrophysicist, whose social profile lies in the upper left quadrant of the diagram, where the most analytical people belong (aka eggheads). These people can analyse and talk for hours, but when it comes to deeds, you better not touch them.

Jello jiggler sculptor. Sculpts your jiggles into a master piece.

City bus driver

Pneumatic tube operator. There isnt much demand outside of banks anymore. Really though, she just loves sticking her face to it. Sucky!

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