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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Women pay her to seductively eat bananas at the mall food court. After confronting her husband for staring, they head to her favorite store for a little apology spending spree.
  • Queen_of_Lean
    Queen_of_Lean Posts: 362 Member
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    Psychic / fortune teller 😏
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited June 2020
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    Fortune reader. Pay her fee and she will read your fortune in an appropriate tone. Specializes in dramatic and sympathetic tones.
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
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    Agony aunt for the local newspaper
  • Queen_of_Lean
    Queen_of_Lean Posts: 362 Member
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    Tea ceremony tutor
  • Justn_83
    Justn_83 Posts: 492 Member
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    Bank teller
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Professional sofa tester.. he'll sit on your sofa for so long till cushion need replaced.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Shaman.. :D
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
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    Sit down comedian
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Worlds first mime comedian. Does his whole show completely silently.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
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    Professional nose blower...goes around holding tissues to peoplea noses and asking them to blow...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Recycles my used tissues for whiskey money
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
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    Dam your good....you know I love my whiskey....recycles my whiskey bottles to hold her new tissues in
  • Queen_of_Lean
    Queen_of_Lean Posts: 362 Member
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    Professional Christmas carol singer, she has this unique capability to create holiday mood and make people better.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    A Zumba Instructor
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Customer complaint technician for General Mills Cereals division. Her specialty is handling complaints about settling inside the box. Dreams of fielding calls about insects in the box. That's where the excitement is.
  • Justn_83
    Justn_83 Posts: 492 Member
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    Neurosurgeon
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Customer quality control technician. He calls to complains, gets irate and out of hand, then follows up with hand written reports on the associates ability to handle the call.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Optometrist for bats

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