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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She had no sense of humor.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nope, can't leave ones Dear Heart :)
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,329 Member
    She found someone else. 😲
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited December 2020
    He found better legs, head, body :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wanted me to give her an arm and a leg for her “collection,” but I couldn’t bear to part with them.
  • Dannypuck
    Dannypuck Posts: 1,067 Member
    Polar opposites. She has a halo while I got horns.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Everytime we went to church and had holy water sprinkled he cried out in agony
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She kept forgetting about my water phobia
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,576 Member
    He refused to bathe and here’s where I can tell you love does NOT conquer all. 🤢
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    She refused to lower her standards to accommodate my deficiencies...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I always thought when he answered "Def" he meant Definitely, not Deficient. 🥴
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    Her last words were “You are perfect ex-boyfriend material” and then I never saw her again...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He mentioned something about Silencing Lambs and then something about not wanting to be made into lampshades and ... IDK🤷
  • Dannypuck
    Dannypuck Posts: 1,067 Member
    She went on to be a famous makeup model
  • SunnyBunBun79
    SunnyBunBun79 Posts: 2,228 Member
    He got fit and kept running
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    edited January 2021
    Although I was fluent in both English and Spanish, I failed to meet her emoji standards...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He kept sending me emojis like these
    🤬🤕🤡👹💥👃🦴🐮🐮🐽🦧🦍🦏🦀🐛🐖🤢🤮💨🐍🐄🦛🦨🦀💡🧪⛏️✂️⚰️☣️☢️✖️🚻🔚🔜
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,576 Member
    She was texting animal emojis to some muscular dude. I think it was about all the positions they were going to try! 😮
  • SunnyBunBun79
    SunnyBunBun79 Posts: 2,228 Member
    I didnt type the right animal emojis!! COME BAAAAACK!! 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,576 Member
    She kept tally of my lives on her phone. Looked like one more and I was a goner so I made myself disappear!! 😱

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