I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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Having a heart attack ๐ trying to impress with Zumba ๐ฅต0
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Waking up in a bar in Baja, California with my toes painted blue and no recollection of what happened. I'm positive I went to sleep in Colorado last night.1
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Having to share my nail polish0
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No tellin with this one???0
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Being referred to as "this one" and never "the one."2
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@will_it_go_round_in_circles Without having anything to say. He just sat there watchfully waiting...
@PaperDoll_ knowing she IS the one and only1 -
Bragging to everyone.
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hiding my calves because she found them too distracting when driving.0
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Making him stop wearing short shorts so I could drive without wrecking.0
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Laughing at me and not with me.0
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Spending a lot of time in the sack
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Spending a lot of time in a sack... a black one that said Hefty on the side.0
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Called me hefty. Poked me and made the pillsbury dough boy giggle0
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Enjoying poking him multiple times a day.0
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Mysteriously moved to Puerto Rico (but really I'm under the septic tank)0
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Having to get septic service0
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Wondering if he wears his heart on his sleeve or just his profile pictures.0
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Explaining that my heart needs to stay in my chest ๐๐0
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Disappointed that she wasnโt willing to consider the possibility of her giving me her heart. Iโm an all-in kind of girl.0
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Realizing that I need my heart to Live!!0
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Seeing her point of view...through her eyes. ๐0
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Waking up in a back alley with no eyes ๐
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In the back alley...with her spine. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ0
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Really flexible ๐งโโ๏ธ0
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Happy that she takes my dark sense of humour well.0
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Trying to keep her from flirting with my Brother ๐ญ1
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Making plane noises to feed Lisa0
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Reading a lot!0
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