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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She gets 🔥when she's called "Mamacita"
    (It’s supposed to be a lie. 😉)

    Currently standing on the side of the road with a “Vegas or bust” sign. Won’t be there long as she’s dressed all in black leather with her red lipstick on. 💋
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Picks up farmers at local markets
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Also picks up farmers at local markets 😳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Picks farmers nose.. 🤢
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Makes me bottle what I find up farmers noses so he can spread it on his toast 🤮🤢
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Farms pickled beets
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Is a friend collector.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Has a van, hands out candy
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Waits for the van to show up everyday.. the things he does for candy 😳
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Once performed a triple flip/3600 degree turn and finished with a pole vault/split onto an ex lover. All for a klondike bar
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Keeps a freezer full of Klondike bars, you know....just in case!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Currently posting from Vegas where she’s signed a one year contract to dance outside one of the major casinos.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Formerly nyc Rockettes
  • fitnessinmy30s
    fitnessinmy30s Posts: 377 Member
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    Doesn’t really have a ponytail and is living a secret life they is Memoji
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was the first Male Cheerleader at his school
  • IWILLLOSE40kg2020
    IWILLLOSE40kg2020 Posts: 298 Member
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    The most innocent person I know
  • JustaJoe00
    JustaJoe00 Posts: 777 Member
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    really doesn't like being outdoors.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Hasn't worked out a day in his life
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Is an introvert
  • darksideofthetoon
    darksideofthetoon Posts: 62 Member
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    Is obsessed with Kim Kardashian and wears a fake butt to emulate her look.

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