Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Professional mosquito swatter. People who dont want any chemicals on their body "temple" hire him to constantly circle them, swatting away anything that resembles a bug. Also works on handsy dates, jehovahs witnesses, and extended auto warranty robo calls.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Taco stuffer.. too tired to do your own taco.. he'll do it for you.
  • JenJenakaJJ
    JenJenakaJJ Posts: 105 Member
    Train conductor
  • AyeRonnnn
    AyeRonnnn Posts: 50 Member
    child labor trainee
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Child labor inducer. Hes much cheaper than insurance. Baby not coming quick enough? Hes your man. Hire him and he will pick the perfect opportunity to scare the *kitten* out of you. Or more precisely, to scare the baby out of you.
  • JenJenakaJJ
    JenJenakaJJ Posts: 105 Member
    Baby catcher-has his own catchers mitt
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited June 2020
    Baby trainer. She doesnt advertise it, but she uses the pet invisible fence method. Surprisingly effective. Little Jimmy picking his nose? ZAP.
  • IWILLLOSE40kg2020
    IWILLLOSE40kg2020 Posts: 298 Member
    a sandwich maker at Subway
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Port a potty cleaner
  • Queen_of_Lean
    Queen_of_Lean Posts: 362 Member
    An elder - he knows all secrets of the universe and initially was determined to enlighten those who lived in oblivion. But later he was too bored and decided to spend his time creating imaginary images about people's occupation.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Fire escape coordinator. Hire her to test your fire safety plans. Thats what shes doing in her picture. She just lit your house on fire. Its time for a real test. Sink or swim baby.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Singing Telegram performer. Wears the most adorable fox costume and sings “Crazy like a fox” or “Fox in the Bush” or if he doesn’t like you “What does the Fox Say” just so it’s stuck in your head all day!!!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Mime Karaoke artist. They say shes never messed up a single song. Not once
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    Professional lint collector. He hopes to be recognised for his efforts by the world one day.
  • Queen_of_Lean
    Queen_of_Lean Posts: 362 Member
    Bollywood actress, famous for her dancing!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Proxy for old grumpy men that are just too tired to do it anymore. Hire her and you can be sure kids will stay off your lawn, your garden gnomes will always be straight, and there will be lots of fist shaking at the neighbors.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He's a retired (or was he fired?) 🤔Grumpy Man with an extensive collection of Gnomes.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Sex therapist. Her specialty is matching people with appropriate sexual "aides" (what she calls dolls)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Themed party planner. This week he’s planned a physically distanced “mask”erade ball. Maintaining a 2m distance, of course.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Rodeo clown trainer. She puts on a set of sharp horns and goes to town. Its a labor of love really
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    Envelope licker by day. Ghostbuster by night
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Page turner. You can hire her to turn your book pages for you. She has very rough fingers, makes for an excellent one swipe turn.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Impersonator who moonlights as a High School Vice Principal
  • mada2u1984
    mada2u1984 Posts: 109 Member
    Criminologist
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Pro Football Cheerleader 🏈
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Collects and sells potato chips that have likenesses of celebrities. Her prized possession is one that looks like Nicholas Cage from Con Air, complete with mullet.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    He has built this company from the ground up. It's called, Ground UP. It's a therapy group that believes in meeting in groups out on the lawn to better get understanding of people. Lay on the grass hold hands and be prepared to share your life history.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Social distance personal enforcer. Walks in circles around you, insuring that everyone is exactly 6 feet away at all times.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Personal bug slapper , he follows you around with one of these and keeps the bugs off you for a small fee.
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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Recognized as "Sandwich artist of the year" at Subway. One critic said " She is proof that a higher power exists.
    Her meat layering skills can only be described as....the highlight of this critics life"

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