Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • fstrickl
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Makes her own candles. To be honest, lately, shes gotten lazy. Her newest creation is called "I had a cheeseburger for lunch". Basically she put some cheeseburger grease in the wax and phoned it in.

    Haha! How did you know? Eau de Cheeseburger, find it on my Etsy page now.


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