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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐’…๐’‚๐’š ๐’”๐’‰๐’† ๐’„๐’‚๐’Ž๐’† ๐’‰๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’˜๐’Š๐’•๐’‰
    "๐‘ฐ ๐‘ช๐’‚๐’'๐’• ๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’๐’Š๐’†๐’—๐’† ๐‘ฐ๐’•'๐’” ๐‘ต๐’๐’• ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’•๐’•๐’†๐’“" ๐’˜๐’‚๐’” ๐’‚๐’ ๐’†๐’š๐’† ๐’๐’‘๐’†๐’๐’†๐’“!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She sees dead people ๐Ÿ‘ป
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,329 Member
    She kills ppl.. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Well, after our honeymoon he told me we would be living in a tent... with all his other wives!๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ‘ฟ Canโ€™t blame me!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I went to jail with her for aiding in body disposal ๐Ÿ˜
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ๐‘ฐ ๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’๐’… ๐’๐’–๐’• ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’๐’–๐’• ๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐‘ช๐’๐’๐’‹๐’–๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’ ๐’—๐’Š๐’”๐’Š๐’•๐’”
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    She wanted our wedding to be โ€œuniqueโ€ Instead of gowns we would wear these ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ She even got one for Fifi our dog. ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I stole her dog fifi and ran before she could stop me.
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She stole all my lollipops...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    I was too immature and incapable of committing to a meaningful relationship. But more importantly, I am extremely unattractive...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He was always down on himself and I got tired of attending pity parties every day. ๐Ÿ˜’
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    She only wanted to party and do crafts with our imaginary spirit animal, Olga the manatee.๐Ÿฅบ

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    I was unable to put my pants on, two legs at a time...
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    *Excuses, excuses* He never wanted to wear pants only a cape and white socks!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    edited April 2021
    Contrary to what I was led to believe growing up, size apparently mattered...
  • Richiemaerk
    Richiemaerk Posts: 307 Member
    because she loved Insta more than our 5 kids and three dogs
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He wouldnโ€™t let me use his five kids and three dogs to earn TikTok fame ๐Ÿ˜’
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ๐’๐ก๐ž ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ฒ ๐ก๐ข๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐œ๐ก ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฆ๐จ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐š๐ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐”๐›๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ง ๐ž๐ซ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐š๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐œ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ƒ๐ซ. ๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    I didnโ€™t align the items in my pantry in alphabetical order...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He watched the wheels on my car fall off and did not assist me.