I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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With a killer sunburn!0
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With Superman pajamas0
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Never wearing pyjamas0
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Watching her take a salsa class with her ex bcuz apparently i suck0
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Lmfao
Throwing out my vacuum, because the above sucks SO much!!!1 -
With animal hair everywhere since she didn't own a vacuum0
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Watching every Marvel Superhero movie in chronological order because according to him, I just HAD to get the timeline right1
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Once told me "You're no Lynda Carter!!" When I dressed up like Wonder Woman and snagged him in my Lasso
HEARTBROKEN 💔0 -
Crazy glueing her heart back together piece by piece.0
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Visiting her in jail after she went on a serial killing spread. She was remorseful and tried to glue her victims back together though.0
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Visited her in jail too, after she tried smuggling in a veggie tray for @Cat0703a
Not even going to say where that tray was hidden.0 -
Callousedthoughts wrote: »Visited her in jail too, after she tried smuggling in a veggie tray for @Cat0703a
Not even going to say where that tray was hidden.
🙄 you were misinformed, there was no tray just veges
Wandering the desert, dazed and naked 😳0 -
Sitting in my nice cool, airconditioned room wondering where she was and debating on the appropriate time to get rid of her clothes.0
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Buying my clothes back from the Goodwill 🙄0
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In chains in what looks like some sort of dungeon...
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Comparing dungeons0
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Glamping with her through winter times1
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Also with multiple personalities. Im posting under Duke at the moment (hes a guy with a royal family obsession so named himself duke)1
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Trying to figure out where that nice (Sane) person I fell for disappeared to.0
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Visiting her ex at the asylum every other Sunday for lunch with her.0
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