Have You Ever Fantasized About The Above?

I've often dreamed about laying in a field of multi luminous roses!

Hm, he's new to me...

Oh yeah. I was at the renaissance faire. I didnt have enough money for food. Then I saw him, a huge, juicy smoked turkey leg in his hand. He tripped, and the turkey leg was flying through the air in slow motion. I dived and caught it between my thighs. With a disgusted look, he got up, and went to see the jousting match. My hero!

Yes he was teaching me how to throw around a kettlebell

Not yet

Maybe someday

Nah

He's one badarse dude, but no.

Ive definitely fantasized about having minions to do all my work. I heard they work cheap.

Mmhmm