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Flirt with person above me?
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Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending
Dang it you snuck in there before me🤣0 -
Flirting with minion? Good choice as he’s totally flirtable (new word). 😉
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.0 -
Why hello there, do you like legos? Because I wanna build something with you. 😏0
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I'm no Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your Bed-rock...0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending
Dang it you snuck in there before me🤣
That's what they all say...admit it, it was for me all along!0 -
for ayresome
You should be called Wifi. Because I'm starting to feel a real connection0 -
100% based off the pic0
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I would. Preferably after she's had her tequila. (thereby increasing my odds)1
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no0
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You must be from Mexico, because I feel like you're the Juan for me!0
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You can't have happiness without "penis".0
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Hey there, you need help lifting that? 😏0
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I hope you have pet insurance because I am gonna destroy that 😂2
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No0
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Cool0
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »I hope you have pet insurance because I am gonna destroy that 😂
I saw that 😂
it's still very obvious lol0 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »I hope you have pet insurance because I am gonna destroy that 😂
I saw that 😂
Me too 🤣😂0 -
kevin_smoove wrote: »Cool
Hey there... can I shave your underarms? 😏0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »kevin_smoove wrote: »Cool
Hey there... can I shave your underarms? 😏
Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty. 😋
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Bridge_marie wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »You can't have happiness without "penis".
Hahahaha
I can totally see you using this one in a bar1 -
Hey girl are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.2
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Bridge_marie wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »You can't have happiness without "penis".
Hahahaha
I can totally see you using this one in a bar
Imma steal it... Use it as a slogan. 🤣
🤣Proud of ya🙌1 -
Hey, do you have snapcommunicate?
Did I do this right?
Im old.1 -
Hey there grandpa... can I play with your rocks?0
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Get over here ya whippersnapper0
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Not if it's micro and soft.2
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Just to get to her strawberry poptarts0
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Hey I was writing an article on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you lol0
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Wanna play army?
XD1
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