Flirt with person above me?
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Bridge_marie wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »You can't have happiness without "penis".
Hahahaha
I can totally see you using this one in a bar
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Hey girl are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.2
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Bridge_marie wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »You can't have happiness without "penis".
Hahahaha
I can totally see you using this one in a bar
Imma steal it... Use it as a slogan. 🤣
🤣Proud of ya🙌1 -
Hey, do you have snapcommunicate?
Did I do this right?
Im old.1 -
Hey there grandpa... can I play with your rocks?0
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Get over here ya whippersnapper0
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Not if it's micro and soft.
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Just to get to her strawberry poptarts0
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Hey I was writing an article on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you lol0
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Wanna play army?
XD1 -
Bridge_marie wrote: »halflingpie wrote: »Wanna play army?
XD
Never heard that one before. Lol
It's an old one. The punchline is...
"I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."1 -
What about...
Do you want to play house?
You be the screen door and I'll slam you.0 -
haha He's busy flirting with Bridge_Marie :P1
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mjconnolly70 wrote: »If she wants me too
Bring it0 -
How you doin?1
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Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?0
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Get naked, I have a plan.1
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Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise😁2
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Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna work out?0
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Sure do!!0
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