Flirt with person above me?

Options
1…2728303233…94

Replies

  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    Options
    Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me!
  • TheIronsMan
    TheIronsMan Posts: 1,240 Member
    Options
    Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    Options
    "Fly Eagles Fly"
  • TheIronsMan
    TheIronsMan Posts: 1,240 Member
    edited August 2020
    Options
    Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    Options
    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • TheIronsMan
    TheIronsMan Posts: 1,240 Member
    Options
    Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
    Options
    Hi. ‘Wink wink’ and stuff.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    Options
    Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my... 😆
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Options
    Is that a PD in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    Options
    Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
  • TheIronsMan
    TheIronsMan Posts: 1,240 Member
    Options
    Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    Options
    Let's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" type things.
  • TheIronsMan
    TheIronsMan Posts: 1,240 Member
    Options
    I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    Options
    My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
    Options
    Hey.. is that you, dad? *Twirls hair seductively*
  • TheIronsMan
    TheIronsMan Posts: 1,240 Member
    Options
    I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    Options
    kissing right?
  • TheIronsMan
    TheIronsMan Posts: 1,240 Member
    edited August 2020
    Options
    Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    Options
    I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    edited August 2020
    Options
    let me give you more than the tip

Categories