We broke up because...
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He could ACTUALLY read my mind :l0
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She spent all her time writing her autobiography in exacting detail. Chapter thee was titled "So I skinned my knee today"0
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He couldn't read; substituted titles and contents of writings with sarcastic comments0
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She just didnt appreciate my sarcastic love0
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He wasn't into guys, neither am I...so it was amicable0
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Her job was monitoring FaceTime and supposedly busting people, however she enjoyed it too much and instead of the numbers of Nude FaceTimers going down it tripled!
Last I heard she was herself busted 😯0 -
I was wearing her heels a bit too much1
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IT wasn't just my heels. It was the evening gowns as well.1
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I forgot her dog's birthday and she couldn't find it in herself to forgive me0
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It was my iguana and now I know I made the right decision0
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Whenever we had an argument shed say she was craving pickles and shrimp and she should have had her ToM by now...0
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He got 3 neighbours pregnant
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She wouldnt help care for my three baybays0
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Apparently he had baybays in every city block in the county 😮0
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She was busy taking care of babies0
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Never supported my Daycare business!0
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She ran a 24 hour daycare out of the house0
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