We broke up because...
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She did weird things with mustard0
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Covered me in mustard, when i am allergic to it0
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Trying to get me to dress up as a minion for fore play. 😂😂😂0
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Chrisjbrawn wrote: »Trying to get me to dress up as a minion for fore play. 😂😂😂
You are no fun...0 -
We didn't 🤗0
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Nope, BFF for life1
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He made me stick my hand in all the places where the spiders live. And laughed from a safe distance away.0
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You don't want to know where her hands have been! 😲0
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She made me wear gloves when I wanted to touch her.0
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She stole my soul (and by that I mean she drank all the coffee)0
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Rigged up the coffee maker so only his touch is recognized and triggers the power button. 😖...
Oh I just figured it out... I now know what I must do to get coffee in the morning🤫0 -
She’s got coffee? Take me back! We can work through things! You can change! I mean.. I can change! 😏0
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never could make up her mind...so wishy washy0
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she was always changing her mind0
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Would never change her socks0
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You never took me to dance class0
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I was allergic 🤧0
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I kept flicking her adam's apple!!0
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He told everyone my deepest secrets 😠0
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