We broke up because...
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Ate all my keto bread 😐...dude I said id share, SHARE0
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Too stingy with food 😒0
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kept trying to introduce a third person into the relationship. I'm a one partner kinda guy0
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I tried to introduce him to my friends...he wasn't having it1
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She tried to introduce me to her friends but they weren’t having it. They convinced her to break up with me.1
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She complimented me too much. Once a year was WAY outside of our agreement.0
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Kept looking at his reflection in the mirror like a pet parakeet.
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Cooked my pet parakeet and called it chicken0
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Said my cooking was awful0
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His cooking IS AWFUL!! 🤢0
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didnt wash her feet before getting in bed0
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Would never treat me to a Pedicure 😢
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she was very high maintenance
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Never came near me when I went Au Naturale'☹️
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He got a really big grin and beads of sweat when he watched Carrot Top... I was jealous 😟0
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She was jealous of any produce I brought into the house. It made it difficult to eat my fruits and veggies.0
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She called me a Murderer when I brought home a Juicer0
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She stole my juicer!0
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I was tired of juice for dinner...needed some real foods0
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Wouldnt go to a juice bar with me0
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broke the swing0
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Every time I visited his Bachelor Pad he had a new "Swing" 😧0
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We had different concepts of what 'a swing in the backyard' meant.
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We didn't..
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She called me childish for loving the swings. Would never give me an under duck.0
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She wanted me to quack in the budoir... Too kinky for me! 🦆0
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She spent too much money visiting her lady friends boudoir
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She stopped spending money on us. Gifts were one thing, but not helping with the Bill's was another0
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He kept getting "laid off" expecting me to work three jobs to make ends meet!0
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She thought being an ice cream tester was work0
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