We broke up because...
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She didnt like my husband 🤷0
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Her husband didn’t like me.0
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her dozen wives tried to set me on fire0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »I’m not worthy.
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She was to much to handle...0
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It wasn't in the cards for us!0
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She got tired of the card tricks...0
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He always had a trick up his sleeveless, netted muscle shirt0
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She didn't like my bedazzling skills0
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His bedazzled gifts were impressive, yet the placement of his rhinestones made one wonder where his mind was 😲🤨1
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She studied my bedazzles a little too intensely0
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her idea of roleplay included me being a MFP admin0
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Never wanted to act in charge ... I always had to make the first move 😶0
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Her nickname around town was Charles in charge. Apparently she enjoyed bossing everyone around0
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Spread rumors and I don't like it!! 😞0
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I didn’t want Charles in Charge of Me!0
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Didn’t appreciate my kinky surprise purchases0
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Braided all her body hair. 😖0
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Wanted me hairless. I woke to her pulling out hairs one by one0
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was sick frequently and wanted me to read the same book to him again and again - A Collector’s guide to rare and antique pencil sharpeners.0
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I told him it was a game! Apparently wasn't into fun.0
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She had frequent wardrobe malfunctions from refusing to buy smaller dresses that fit her. Oddly, they only occurred when male runners passed her...0
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told me she was training for a marathon but it was actually so she could be a streaker.0
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He was ashamed of my body 😔0
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She just couldn't accept the fact that I was being honest when I said I loved her body.0
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He Never took my brain serious0
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She had a serious brain...0
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My brain wasn’t serious enough0
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She was never serious. Loved to make armpit fart noises in church. 😬1
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