We broke up because...

Minion_training_program

Rode to the sunset, when we wanted to watch the sun rise

PaperDoll_

He always put me third.

Ketch_22

She liked her "cats" a bit too much

happimess01

told me I was just a rebound and she still missed PD, her ex

Ketch_22

We both liked guys

epr31295

She found out about my foot fetish and kicked me out which I enjoyed her using her feet.

slimgirljo15

Mrs Ed said I couldn't have him

lx1x

Didn't 🤗

slimgirljo15

lx1x wrote: »

Didn't 🤗

🤗😙 no we didn't

Ketch_22

She lied

happimess01

she broke up with me just to see if I would put on weight from the ensuing depression.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Apparently I couldn't make him happy because he was always depressed 😟

BrustMannEiner

She deserved better.

Tigg_er

Always trying to make everybody happy !

Hi Ya Fab

OOPs just a little late !

Tigg_er

BrustMannEiner wrote: »

She deserved better.

Kept saying Copy Roger

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always trying to copy Roger... Did everything Roger did to the T! 🙄
Can you guess that I wasn't too fond of Roger?


Hellooooo @Tigg_er 🤗

Tigg_er

It was always Roger This Roger That

mattig89ch

he was seeing this rodger behind my back

Ketch_22

He never paid attention

CowboyLife

It was something she said...

miniharambe

She always paid for dinner

Ketch_22

actually because he didn't have a job and I had to pay for dinner

CowboyLife

She has really expensive taste in dinner

slimgirljo15

He wanted us to live on noodles. Tight wad

CowboyLife

She had a thing against my noodles...

Ketch_22

He thought Applebees was upscale

happimess01

told me only a 9-course meal might potentially lead to intercourse

PaperDoll_

Kept getting out of his cage and barking late at night

mattig89ch

Kepts trying to put a collar on me. I am not a gimp dangnabbit

PaperDoll_

He bites too much. Had to send him back to the pound. 😬😂