We broke up because...

CowboyLife

Because I needed a weedwacker to trim the bushes...

Cat0703a

I had no bushes for him to whack.

CowboyLife

She had some wild idea I was looking for bushes to whack...

Ketch_22

He said he was a cowboy not a landscaper

CowboyLife

I only had rope with me...

Cat0703a

He wasn’t into my wild ideas in the bedroom.

CowboyLife

She was looking for a she and I only brought the he...

Cat0703a

He was too quick. 😘

CowboyLife

She thought I was still to quick the third time around...

slimgirljo15

I caught him mid round 3 with the neighbour 😭

CowboyLife

I really wasn’t quick enough

Ketch_22

He was with my friends when I was out

CowboyLife

She was always out

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like that I liked my eight hrs of sleep

PaperDoll_

Always yelled when I’d call her at 3 am to chat.

CowboyLife

She would never pick up the phone at 3:30 am...

miniharambe

well what had happened was... I like the ladies and so does he.. so it just didn’t work lol

Cat0703a

He just wasn’t open to new experiences.

miniharambe

She thought she knew what I didn’t like but was mistaken... :-( so she dumped me...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like that I actually knew what he didn't like.

miniharambe

I’m was thoroughly confused lol

Ketch_22

He never understood me

_Figgzie_

we didn't. She's still mine

slimgirljo15

His heart belonged to someone else *sob*

Ketch_22

The heart wants what the heart wants 💖

Callousedthoughts

Gave a daily affirmation quote. Todays was "Live Laugh Love" 😖

Ketch_22

He always told people lies about me

Callousedthoughts

She told everyone truths about me. I had to explain the wetsuit to everyone 😡

slimgirljo15

He took kinky to a whole new level 😳
The car battery scared me

kinetixtrainer2

Because she kept asking to borrow my jumper cables 🤔