We broke up because...

CowboyLife

She always complained that I didn’t listen...

Ketch_22

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She always complained that I didn’t listen...

He wanted to talk all the time

PaperDoll_

She was always changing my words around..

Ketch_22

She kept calling me manipulative

CowboyLife

She was to easy to manipulate..

Ketch_22

It was hard to date when had to call him "hey you"
although he preferred rhinestone cowboy

_Figgzie_

She doesn't listen, is easy to manipulate and hates Cowboys

orinta33

He just couldn’t resist cheating 😂

_Figgzie_

She had a problem with me cheating...…..go figure

PlentyofProtein00

I had a problem with his cheats...hot cheetoes!? What a crappy cheat meal.

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Ketch_22

He kept talking to me in Klingon

happimess01

pachDajDaq leng qoH leng

Ketch_22

MajQa'

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Cat0703a

He always wanted to boldly go where no man has gone before.

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Ketch_22

He was jealous of my kligot

Cat0703a

She wanted me to call him Number One. Even when she was being a Number Two. 🙄

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Ketch_22

He had delusions of grandeur

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CowboyLife

She used a lot of words I don’t know...

Ketch_22

I require more than just a pretty face 😂

happimess01

I needed more than just a great lay

Ketch_22

Wow he was harsh 🤔

TheIronsMan

She wouldn't wax my back

Ketch_22

He wanted me to wax his back

CowboyLife

She was waxing other guys backs..

slimgirljo15

he used my weedwacker to trim the bushes