We broke up because...

TheIronsMan

She said my hands wondered too much when I hugged her

Cat0703a

His hands wondered and mine wandered. Our differences didn't stop there, unfortunately.

TheIronsMan

I found out she didn't like my dad bod

PaperDoll_

Found out he didn’t like my dad’s bod either.

Cat0703a

She was always "my dad this", "my dad that", "my dad says..."

PaperDoll_

She wouldn't let me call her daddy.

Ketch_22

She had Daddy issues

slimgirljo15

She never made me breakfast..

Callousedthoughts

She made me breakfast but it was grape nuts cereal

PaperDoll_

He never let me have the potatoes.

CandycaneDimondSparkle

She had too many dolls with creepy eyes

veggiepat

She wouldn't let me wear my clown costume out in public.

Ketch_22

I had to do all the cooking

Minion_training_program

I wanted a baecation

FabulousFantasticFifty

I couldn't deal that he looked better in a thong! 😏

Minion_training_program

Stole my thongs

PlentyofProtein00

I said where are the tongs!? I'm grilling some dogs ...he ruined my protein

_Figgzie_

She can do more chin ups than me

Ketch_22

He was too competitive

CowboyLife

She wasn’t competitive enough

mattig89ch

he was hyper competitive. I'm all for healthy competition, but I don't wanna race to see who can eat their food faster.

Ketch_22

He said he could do better

TheIronsMan

She said she could do better

Cat0703a

He bet on everything. How quickly I could make the bed. How much water I used in the shower. If I could make dinner for the two of us with only $6.92. 😬

TheIronsMan

She used all my hot shower water

Cat0703a

He kicked me out of the shower with only one leg shaved and my hair full of conditioner.

Ketch_22

She kept showering at some guys house and said it didn't mean anything

CowboyLife

She kept telling me about some guy who showers a lot...

slimgirljo15

Nooo... we did? First I knew

Ketch_22

She never listened to me