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Refused to let me shave my armpit hair and glued hair on my chest. 🥴0
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Yeah.. the hairy chest just didn't do it for me
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Wanted me to wear a saddle. Too much chafing0
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Was just a horse and not a unicorn. I deserved better.0
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She lived in a fantasy world and believed reality to be brain washing0
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Tried to brain wash me and Lisa0
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He had another side chick1
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Couldn't understood the relation we have with PD...if you want us, you get her1
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I only broke up with one of the minions. All the others I kept.0
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We didn't...only Carl she cut lose, so i guess he is single now0
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He kept coming home with paper cuts!0
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Every time she got angry, she’d threaten me with a hole puncher.0
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she took up body piercing...with a hole puncher! (and now i've got scars in the strangest of places!)0
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He liked the excitement of something new. He threw a hot cup of coffee at me from across the room when I saw all the room receipts left out on the table. I made a clean getaway.
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She caught every drop...every damn drop... of coffee in her mouth. I was equally amazed and disturbed1
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He had an unnatural obsession with the wind...0
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She had a problem with breaking wind at the most inconvenient times and places! 😳🤢
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She stole my shoes0
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Everytime i bought myself shoes, i found them in her closet0
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He wouldn’t shAre0
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Love was in the air but it was mostly smoke. Smoke becomes wind when it's agitated.
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She kept reminding me of this fact as she burned all my things. 😫0
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She didn't like my singing in the shower0
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He kept singing into my shampoo bottles and leaving the lids open!
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@toriann319 I called her beautiful too much.0
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Cheated on me with 6 neighbours
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Now I know why you claimed to be part of the Magnificent Seven0 -
Jo got magnificent seven.. her.. she got dirty dozen. 😳1
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He kept burning the food ..no one likes charcoal burgers
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