We broke up because...
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Didn’t consider Reddit a credible source. All answers had to be found on Quora.0
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Kept submitting questions to Quora like "How to get away with cheating" 😤0
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His he man collection took over the living room0
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Her barbie doll collection took over the bathroom. Had to use the lawn. 😒0
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She was always trying to get me to play dress up0
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Huge Dungeons and Dragons fan. Any time I asked what she wanted to eat tonight...out came the 20 sided dice 😑....Better nor a roll a 12 again, Im TIRED of spam.1
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He couldn’t make a decision about what to have for dinner0
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Didn't like what I made for dinner0
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Made enough bologna and Top Ramen casserole to feed an army and that's what's for dinner for 38 days straight 😖😩0
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She kept disagreeing with my MFP forum posts!
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she never paid attention to me. Always on mfp.0
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he was always forgetting things. In fact he once proposed to me...the next morning he said he doesnt believe in marriage. That was my tipping point 
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she had this elaborate proposal all figured out, and explained to me on our first date.0
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he never called me back after the first date0
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I called her, but she gave me a wrong number
I knew 9-1-1 was a bit short1 -
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I was told that I was wanted only 50% of the time and that the other 50% swas saved in case they found someone better 😧0 -
She made everything into mathematical equations...never lived in the moment0
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always taking selfies at the gym and would never lift any weights0
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Made me lift my own weight...WTF! i can't do that (yet)1
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Wouldn't carry his weight around the house!0
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Made me carry her all around the house0
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She once said I weighed a ton 😳0
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She thought I called her fat. I only said we were both losing weight0
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He wanted me to drop a few lbs0
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She kept dropping her weights on my toes. 😵1
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She had some really fat toes and they were always blue... Very hard to look at when she'd borrow my strappy heels 😖0
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She wouldn't let me wear her strappy heels0
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He had better legs in heels 🥴1
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she would take out her stopwatch to time us whenever I hugged her 0
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Every time I needed a hug he'd stand far back touch my shoulders pat two times then go back to watch his 90210 VHS collection 😥0
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