Shower thoughts

Gymnasticsgirl09 · September 2020

we know you have 'em so share 'em

Gymnasticsgirl09 · September 2020

Imagine if you are naked, in a room full of people talking in a foreign language, and those people always wanting to touch you, this is a life of a dog

Miss_Chiev0us · September 2020

I am more into shower beers 🍻

thereshegoesagain · September 2020

I do art work on the the shower wall with my hair that's fallen out. Am I the only one?

MaltedTea · September 2020

Well, this morning's thought was "Why would Pookie (dad) wait so long to tell me he was in the hospital?" since we spoke right before I was getting into the shower.

Yoshiboobs · September 2020

I like to get into intense arguments in my head in the shower where I say something really savage and everyone is impressed

_sw33tp3a_11 · September 2020

All my shower thoughts lead to be gutter

Miss_Chiev0us · September 2020

r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »

All my shower thoughts lead to be gutter

Same. Can't ever get enough of that shower head.

Reckoner69_lmao · September 2020

All my shower thoughts lead to the teleological suspension of the ethical

JessBbody · September 2020

This Flamingo razor does a much crappier job of weed-whacking than the disposable ones from the 99 cents store. There goes $10.

But at least I'm saving the environment.

ermengarde22 · September 2020

no one just cry in the shower no more, huh

Gymnasticsgirl09 · September 2020

I found this one on Facebook … the opposite of water fall is firefly

Motorsheen · September 2020

Shower ??

.... you people really are the 1%, aren't you ?

MiNinaLisa · September 2020

r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »

All my shower thoughts lead to be gutter

MiNinaLisa · September 2020

i use that cheese grater thingy on my heels in the shower so there's not so much blood

Vikka_V · September 2020

Showering is good, and I wish more people did it more frequently, including washing their hair...I get you paid a lot for your dye job, whatever - but if your hair stinks - you're not showering right

Vikka_V · September 2020

sweet_ermengarde wrote: »

no one just cry in the shower no more, huh

This is the best place, realistically, to cry...soothing, 'cleansing', (+time conserving, practical) and washes the evidence away somewhat too - but I prefer to cry (alone) in my car...less likely for someone to hear that guttural, wailing, heart-wrenched sobbing...not sure the shower can deafen that noise

brustmannzwei · September 2020

Clint Eastwood makes great movies but there is always one thing that is really fake. In Grand Torino it’s the closeup when he drops his glass. His hand opening up. In American Sniper it’s the baby. I forget the others.

fstrickl · September 2020

Okay aim to get the shampoo on my scalp. Ooph...head rush stood up too fast from hanging my head upside down to get the back of my scalp washed. Oh damn...the razor feel again, oh well, I'll just skip shaving this time. Meh.

Motorsheen · September 2020

I just spend a lot of time reading the instructions on shampoo bottles.

They can be very confusing.

fstrickl · September 2020

Motorsheen wrote: »

I just spend a lot of time reading the instructions on shampoo bottles.

They can be very confusing.

It’s the ambiguous “repeat if necessary” right?

Motorsheen · September 2020

fstrickl wrote: »

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Motorsheen wrote: »

I just spend a lot of time reading the instructions on shampoo bottles.

They can be very confusing.

It’s the ambiguous “repeat if necessary” right?

yes, yes it is; I'm never sure just how far to take it....

steph6556 · September 2020

I like pretending I’m making a youtube tutorial, “ okay so what we’re going to do now is work our hair into a frothy lather and pile it on top of our head so we can shave our legs without our hair getting in the way....make sure to use enough conditioner for a smooth nick free shave and we can rinse all at once...” or something to this effect. Extravagant?? Insane?? Whatevvs.

ReenieHJ · September 2020

One nice thing about getting older is you don't have to shave as much. Or maybe it's because I sleep with hairy dogs and they don't really care.

I do so much daydreaming in the shower, have a lot of ideas about what I want to do to this house, or to the backyard, or think about Christmas coming or talk to myself a lot about why I am the way I am.

Crying?? I used to. But for some reason, whether I've hardened my heart or detached myself so as not to feel the real pain of life, I don't seem to cry so much anymore.