Skip to content
  • Register
    • We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

    Post a lie about the person above

    1…15151516151815201521…1548

    Replies

    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      RuthlessRoxy isn’t as ruthless as she pretends to be. I once saw her cry watching a baby turtle hatch and run into the ocean.
    • Posts: 1,767 Member
      She finally stopped stalking me at Costco
    • Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
      has had super powers for a while, the name is just a facade
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Really prefers cats over horses but doesn’t share that because the horses’ feelings may get hurt.
      Soon2BSuper wrote: »
      She finally stopped stalking me at Costco

      Never! I’ve just gotten better. 😏
    • Posts: 1,767 Member
      Cat0703a wrote: »
      Really prefers cats over horses but doesn’t share that because the horses’ feelings may get hurt.
      show previous quotes

      Never! I’ve just gotten better. 😏

      This is the "Post a lie" thread no? :D
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Soon2BSuper wrote: »
      show previous quotes

      This is the "Post a lie" thread no? :D


      Oh right! Need more coffee apparently. 🤣

      Super is never actually at work but instead hangs out at the beach all day.
    • Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
      shes really a werecat, but she only predicts your future if she really, really likes you.
    • Posts: 4,018 Member
      Actually a mule, and not a horse.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Killed and hid KimberlinaA in her garden
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      Doesn’t even have a basement.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Framed me for the disappearance of at least 10 mfpers. I did not put them in the basement. She hid her harem there :D
    • Posts: 2,676 Member
      (she lies, I was one of them that disappeared)

      Total lie: she is the nastiest person in the world..........dislikes everyone
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      I don't know who that guy is. ^^^ definitely not one of my best friends
      :)
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Was raised in the backwoods of Louisiana
    • Posts: 784 Member
      She doesn’t like high heels
    • Posts: 883 Member
      She was on Nailed It and won!
    • Posts: 360 Member
      She is a lousy, low down, dirty, awe full human being.

      (It was tough writing that)
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      edited August 2020
      He burns everything on his BBQ and he's just a plain all round terrible man :D:*
    • Posts: 360 Member
      Sure don't, that's why I do a dry run the day prior if I'm cooking for anyone else.

      Slim has a prosthetic tongue. What you see is just the tip. She can actually slick back her eyebrows with it. :D
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      He pole dances at his bbq events and makes his friends pay for the show ;)
    • Posts: 360 Member
      edited August 2020
      You promised you wouldn't tell!

      She taught me how to pole dance but the real reason everyone invites themselves over is because they want to get a glimpse of her learning me. :)
    • Posts: 883 Member
      BrustMannEiner wrote: »
      She is a lousy, low down, dirty, awe full human being.

      (It was tough writing that)

      Well...I probably could shower more often so you got that dirty part right at least.

      Speaking of showers, he’s a Never Nude and wears jean short cut offs in the shower. (I hope you get the reference 😬)
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      She knows he wears jean shorts in the shower because she has a spy cam set up in the bathroom light :o
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She actually set it up for her due to her vast experience! 😬
    • Posts: 1,747 Member
      has a stock pile of items she bought with coupons
    • Posts: 576 Member
      Tried to tell people she was me, but couldn't keep the chicken on her head.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      In a gala performance for the Queen he played the spoons will doing the Macarena
    • Posts: 576 Member
      Hey, these are supposed to be lies! I did that in 2018!

      Thinks hot dog tongue is the new duck face.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      PaulHalicki wrote: »
      Hey, these are supposed to be lies! I did that in 2018!

      Thinks hot dog tongue is the new duck face.

      Sorry my bad 🤐

      That chicken lays 2 eggs every morning on his head to contribute to his morning omelette. Once it only laid one egg so he showed it a can of chicken soup and made a throat cutting motion.. its produced two every day since.
    • Posts: 576 Member
      Had Macarena and cheese for dinner tonight.

    Welcome!

    It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
    Sign In
    Register

    Welcome!

    It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
    Sign In
    Register

    Quick Links

    Categories