We broke up because...

Ransom_G · September 2020

I don't discriminate. You can wear questionable pants too. 😜

Everything was a competition with her.

Megan_smartiepants1970 · September 2020

We never broke up

Ransom_G · September 2020

She tied me up in her basement and said I could never leave. 😳

Megan_smartiepants1970 · September 2020

Ransom_G wrote: »

She tied me up in her basement and said I could never leave. 😳

I heard you liked to be tied up

Callousedthoughts · September 2020

I tied him up so I could go see the LBDs, but he kept escaping

Megan_smartiepants1970 · September 2020

Callousedthoughts wrote: »

I tied him up so I could go see the LBDs, but he kept escaping

Yikes when did I addad***tome?

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2020

I broke up with the three above because they'd never tell me what LBDs are! 😒

Cat0703a · September 2020

She made my LBDs seem naughty, when in fact they were actually quite conservative.

happimess01 · September 2020

Fell asleep while watching “The office”

Cat0703a · September 2020

She preferred to stay late at the office with her exec assistant, Reynaldo. 😒

brustmannzwei · September 2020

After we binged on The Trailer Park Boys I put on The Red Green Show and she just couldn’t put up with me anymore.

slimgirljo15 · September 2020

his heart belonged to another.. I couldn't compete 😔

Kindhearts30 · September 2020

She wants someone else

mattig89ch · September 2020

I was only interested in him, not any of them hookups

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2020

Claimed to be adventurous yet wouldn't sky dive or bar hop in Skid Row

brustmannzwei · September 2020

Would always claim I was not adventurous enough when I didn’t think we should go to the *kitten* fights in Guam or hang out all night in some parts of San Juan.

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2020

Looked down on my Puerto Rican heritage 😞

brustmannzwei · September 2020

Misinterpreted the instructions I had been given as looking down on her Puerto Rican heritage 😔

slimgirljo15 · September 2020

Neverrrr happen.. he's a keeper

brustmannzwei · September 2020

Sho ‘nuff. We’re stuck with each other ‘cause you’re a keeper too. You can protect me from that mean ‘ol rooster. 🙂

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