We broke up because...
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Thought PDA meant her Palm Pilot.
Who uses a Palm Pilot anymore?0 -
We broke up because he kept kissing all the girls
LOL LOL 1 -
She was always singing katy Perry songs:
🎶"I kissed a girl and I liked it..... " 🎶
Wasn't this girl! 🤷0 -
She called me a crappy dancer0
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She kept trying to back that thang up on me... but we were at a funeral! 😳0
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Kept trying to dress me in azz less chaps. Not happening.0
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »Kept trying to dress me in azz less chaps. Not happening.
But you look so good in them!1 -
He had a thing for men in questionable pants. Me and my LBDs just couldn’t compete.1
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I don't discriminate. You can wear questionable pants too. 😜
Everything was a competition with her.0 -
We never broke up 1
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She tied me up in her basement and said I could never leave. 😳0
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I tied him up so I could go see the LBDs, but he kept escaping0
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »I tied him up so I could go see the LBDs, but he kept escaping
Yikes when did I addad***tome?0 -
I broke up with the three above because they'd never tell me what LBDs are! 😒1
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She made my LBDs seem naughty, when in fact they were actually quite conservative.0
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Fell asleep while watching “The office”0
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She preferred to stay late at the office with her exec assistant, Reynaldo. 😒0
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After we binged on The Trailer Park Boys I put on The Red Green Show and she just couldn’t put up with me anymore.2
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his heart belonged to another.. I couldn't compete 😔1
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She wants someone else0
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I was only interested in him, not any of them hookups0
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Claimed to be adventurous yet wouldn't sky dive or bar hop in Skid Row0
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Would always claim I was not adventurous enough when I didn’t think we should go to the *kitten* fights in Guam or hang out all night in some parts of San Juan.0
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Looked down on my Puerto Rican heritage 😞0
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Misinterpreted the instructions I had been given as looking down on her Puerto Rican heritage 😔0
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Neverrrr happen.. he's a keeper
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Sho ‘nuff. We’re stuck with each other ‘cause you’re a keeper too. You can protect me from that mean ‘ol rooster. 🙂1
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She'd sleep till 3 in the afternoon0
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She didn’t understand that some of us need a little more beauty rest than others0
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