We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She came home every other night wearing a different hoodie0
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She was obsessive about punctuation I couldn’t handle it drove me crazy still emails corrections to me even though we broke up years ago0
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I could never understand her scrabbling0
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Typical race issues - I’d always come in last place while he always bragged about being 1st...0
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sore loser
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She’d always greet me by making the L shape with her fingers over her forehead.0
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she ate all my s'mores1
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He kept stealing my shoes 👠0
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She'd always use the same excuse when I'd ask about her missing high heel!0
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I was a colorblind man surviving in the abyss of shadows while she lived life in vivid, vibrant colors...1
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he was depressing me 0
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She was always depressed and even I did the Chicken dance to cheer her up 🐔0
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She did the Chicken dance at Great Aunt Sally’s funeral. 😬1
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She wouldn’t let me dress up in a chicken costume for any family get togethers. 😒0
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She wouldnt dance like this for me
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He sang “baby got back” every time he walked behind me.1
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She refused to duet baby got back with me!0
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his singing sucked.. hurt my ears0
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She kept promising me a pub crawl, and never took me... 💔😭0
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She made me crawl to the pub. My poor knees!0
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Carpet burn on her knees.. I just knew she was cheating on me
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She owned too many troll dolls0
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She didn't like my collection..
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She told me she worked in IT. She was actually an internet troll! Couldn’t be a part of that scene so I split.0
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She wanted me to dress up as a troll0
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I found naked trolls in our closet.. they weren't mine
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She thought my toys were trolls. They're action figures0
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I stepped on one too many action figures .. ouch.0
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Kept borrowing my shoes0
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