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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was embarrassed by my accent and tried to teach me to speak American
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I was teaching her some Dutch words, but all she remembered were the cuss words0
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Because I didn't make enough banana bread to keep them all happy0
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Because she was sharing her delicious banana bread with everyone else and none for me and apparently her Ex! 😞1
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Her idea of banana bread was a hot dog bun with a banana in the middle. She didn’t even peel it!0
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She called me a horrible cook!0
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Because I just couldn't keep up with her - she's a busy lady!0
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Whenever we wanted to do something, she just wanted to hang on the couch1
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Couch potatoes are too high in carbohydrates0
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She wanted a carb free wedding cake. Got out while I could! 🏃♀️ ⛪️1
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All through dinner she kept ordering more bread and complaining about her ex not letting her have carbs.0
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Gave me this terrible look everytime I made a sandwich 🥴1
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Made herself a sandwich after I spent eight and a half hours making her a five course gourmet dinner.0
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She preferred a five course over intercourse1
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Because his gf didn't like me 🤷♀️😁0
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She wanted me to work as a lawn mower for brustman0
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He was alittle to weird0
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She was a little too right.0
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She was a little too thin0
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Kept feeding me cheesecake and macaroni and cheese covered in marshmallow fluff0
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She always came home from work with marshmallow fluff in her hair. Odd since she didn’t work at a place where desserts are prepared.0
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She apparently had other women showing up with marshmellow fluff... I thought it was our thing...0
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because she kept saying the wrong name0
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Because they demanded the lights always be out so their stick would glow.0
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Because she was never go camping at night0
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He couldn’t accept that I was afraid of the dark.0
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She didn't like that my lava lamp kept the darkness at bay0
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He was stuck in the seventies.
The Bee Gees called. They want their lava lamp back. 😂1 -
Well, I don't recall breaking up. That's why I still have all his hoodies 😉🤣0
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