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• Cat0703a Member Posts: 7,966 Member Member Posts: 7,966 Member

  She was embarrassed by my accent and tried to teach me to speak American
  
  
  

  September 23, 2020 1:43PM

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• Minion_training_program Member Posts: 10,827 Member Member Posts: 10,827 Member

  I was teaching her some Dutch words, but all she remembered were the cuss words

  September 23, 2020 2:09PM

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• Ashkea76 Member Posts: 5,957 Member Member Posts: 5,957 Member

  Because I didn't make enough banana bread to keep them all happy

  September 23, 2020 4:02PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 191,080 Member Member Posts: 191,080 Member

  Because she was sharing her delicious banana bread with everyone else and none for me and apparently her Ex! 😞

  September 23, 2020 9:58PM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 29,194 Member Member Posts: 29,194 Member

  Her idea of banana bread was a hot dog bun with a banana in the middle. She didn’t even peel it!

  September 24, 2020 12:13AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 191,080 Member Member Posts: 191,080 Member

  She called me a horrible cook!

  September 24, 2020 3:13AM

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• Ashkea76 Member Posts: 5,957 Member Member Posts: 5,957 Member

  Because I just couldn't keep up with her - she's a busy lady!

  September 24, 2020 9:51PM

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• Minion_training_program Member Posts: 10,827 Member Member Posts: 10,827 Member

  Whenever we wanted to do something, she just wanted to hang on the couch

  September 25, 2020 8:25AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 191,080 Member Member Posts: 191,080 Member

  Couch potatoes are too high in carbohydrates

  September 25, 2020 8:39PM

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• Cat0703a Member Posts: 7,966 Member Member Posts: 7,966 Member

  She wanted a carb free wedding cake. Got out while I could! 🏃‍♀️ ⛪️

  September 26, 2020 3:46AM

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• Ransom_G Member Posts: 2,066 Member Member Posts: 2,066 Member

  All through dinner she kept ordering more bread and complaining about her ex not letting her have carbs.

  September 26, 2020 4:09AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 191,080 Member Member Posts: 191,080 Member

  Gave me this terrible look everytime I made a sandwich 🥴

  September 26, 2020 4:31AM

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• Cat0703a Member Posts: 7,966 Member Member Posts: 7,966 Member

  Made herself a sandwich after I spent eight and a half hours making her a five course gourmet dinner.

  September 26, 2020 1:33PM

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• happimess01 Member Posts: 7,364 Member Member Posts: 7,364 Member

  She preferred a five course over intercourse

  September 26, 2020 1:37PM

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• brustmannzwei Member Posts: 1,124 Member Member Posts: 1,124 Member

  Cat0703a wrote: »

  Made herself a sandwich after I spent eight and a half hours making her a five course gourmet dinner.

  
  She spent 8.5 hours making a five course gourmet dinner and I said I couldn’t make it because work. 😔
  
  I should have told work to eff off and quit. 😡

  September 26, 2020 5:30PM

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• slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 262,491 Member Member Posts: 262,491 Member

  Because his gf didn't like me 🤷‍♀️😁

  September 26, 2020 8:12PM

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• happimess01 Member Posts: 7,364 Member Member Posts: 7,364 Member

  She wanted me to work as a lawn mower for brustman

  September 26, 2020 8:14PM

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• Kindhearts30 Member Posts: 1,532 Member Member Posts: 1,532 Member

  He was alittle to weird

  September 26, 2020 8:54PM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 29,194 Member Member Posts: 29,194 Member

  She was a little too right.

  September 26, 2020 11:37PM

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• mattig89ch Member Posts: 2,641 Member Member Posts: 2,641 Member

  She was a little too thin

  September 30, 2020 2:06AM

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